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Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx

Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.

Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.

Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.

Amber Rose’s Space Hooker Costume

I like a girl in super tight clothing as much as the next guy, but I don’t know what’s going on with this Amber Rose chick. Here she is heading to some show for London’s Fashion Week dressed as a prostitute from another planet. Space hookers are hot. The weird pattern on those breasts are mesmerizing me, I’m hypnotized, I want to buy a Kanye West CD for some reason. Help me, I can’t handle that crap.

Amber Heard’s Dress Has Got To Go

I gather these are pictures of Amber Heard promoting some movie she’s in, I don’t know what it is and can’t be bothered to find out, but she’s a sexy woman so I thought I’d share them. How does this kind of dress even stay on? Women’s clothing is way too complicated. I feel uncomfortable wearing a shirt that’s slightly too tight, especially after a few beers, I can’t imagine wearing something that may slide off at any moment. Sadly Amber’s dress stayed put the entire evening. What a shame. more pictures of Amber Heard here

Taryn Terrel Picture Moment

Taryn Terrel Picture Moment

Anna Kournikova In Her Sexy Tight Jeans

I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.

Anna Kournikova In Her Sexy Tight Jeans

I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.

Anna Kournikova In Her Sexy Tight Jeans

I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.