Tag Archives: table-border

Lily James Is My Cinderella

As far as I can tell, this is the first post I’ve done on Lily James . And I don’t know about you guys, but the hottie’s making one hell of a great first impression on me and the Little Tuna. Here she is at the UK premiere of Cinderella and I sure hope we’ll be seeing a whole lot more of this British cutie in the future — preferably, from her shoulders on down. So cross those fingers, my fellow perverts. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

Link:
Lily James Is My Cinderella

Julia Pereira Is The Sexiest Jeans Model Ever

As you all should know by now, Julia Pereira here is one of my new favorite bikini models , the hottest swimsuit designer ever , and  an instant pants fire in lingerie . And after this latest shoot of hers for Trama Jeans, it looks like we’ve got another one to add to the list: one of the sexiest jeans models I’ve ever seen. So I’m thinking from now on, I should probably just start calling Julia the hottest woman in the world and save myself all that time typing. » view all 14 photos Photos: Marcelo Ringo

Here is the original post:
Julia Pereira Is The Sexiest Jeans Model Ever

Meet Hottie Alberte Valentine

I don’t know too much about  Alberte Valentine here, but I know what I like. And I’m definitely liking the Denmark hottie after seeing this super-hot shoot she did with Rubén Suárez. I’m guessing Alberte’s new to the business, since I haven’t heard of her before, and if no sleazy bloggers have offered to marry and divorce her in order to help further her career yet, I’d love to be the first.

Read the original here:
Meet Hottie Alberte Valentine

Micaela Schaefer Is Still Best Dressed

Here’s one for all you sickos out there: it’s the world’s best-dressed nobody  Micaela Schaefer getting good and freaky for the premiere of some new show in the Berlin Dungeon, and getting friendly with her fellow German hotties and some props while she’s at it. And look, I know I really shouldn’t be jealous of a fake severed head , but the lucky bastard’s getting more action than I’ve seen in months. It’s just not fair! » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

Originally posted here:
Micaela Schaefer Is Still Best Dressed

Paula LaBaredas’ Sweet Booty Show

If I know my readers as well as I think I do, I’m betting most of you drank way too much on Tuesday to remember it was St. Patrick’s Day. And I’m also betting you’ll dig these bootylicious pictures of Portuguese hottie  Paula LaBaredas in her all-green St. Patty’s Day outfit from Tuesday night. And I’d ask if I was right, but I know none of you perverts are still reading this anyway, so instead I’ll just shut up and let you enjoy. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading →

Vanessa Huppenkothen Bikini Pictures

According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen  hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk . And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews

Original post:
Vanessa Huppenkothen Bikini Pictures

Hilary Duff’s Hair Is Now Green

Whoa. I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff lately, because she went out and dyed her hair this crazy green. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not a huge fan. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Hilary would still be one of my favorite hotties even if she shaved her head. But if she really wanted to get my attention, she didn’t have to go to all this trouble, she could’ve just showed up in a bikini instead. Photos: WENN.com

Continued here:
Hilary Duff’s Hair Is Now Green

Bella Thorne In Nylon Magazine Is Trouble

Normally, whenever I do a post on teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne , I feel bad for possibly getting you degenerates in trouble. But right now, the only person I’m feeling bad for is whoever put together this photoshoot with Bella for the latest issue of Nylon Espanol . I mean, granted, I don’t know if it’s quite as bad as American jail, but I bet Spanish jail is no picnic either… Anyway, I strongly suggest the rest of you move it along unless you want to find out.

View post:
Bella Thorne In Nylon Magazine Is Trouble

Jess Impiazzi Knows How To Dress

I guess I haven’t been doing such a good job keeping up on my busty British reality stars, because I’d never heard of  Jess Impiazzi before, but according to my research, she’s on some MTV show called Ex on the Beach . And apparently it was just her birthday too, so to celebrate, I got her the one thing I know every hot nobody always wants: a post on Hollywood Tuna. You’re welcome, Jess. And as long as you keep this cleavage coming, I have a feeling we’ll both have a lot more to celebrate where this came from. Photos: PacificCoastNews

Read the original here:
Jess Impiazzi Knows How To Dress

Soccer Players Get The Best Booty

In case you were wondering (and haven’t already just moved on to the pictures), the cute booty currently stopping traffic in Barcelona belongs to Antonella Roccuzzo . But before you start crafting those Twitter marriage proposals, I should probably let you know that the Argentine model is apparently dating soccer star Lionel Messi, according to my research. I’m telling you guys, soccer players always seem to land the best hotties. Clearly I went into the wrong business. See, most people dream of becoming a professional athlete. Me? I just dream of dating their girlfriends. Sigh. Maybe some day… Fingers crossed. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →