In this life of strife and complication, it’s so nice to occasionally just love something — and man, do I love Todd Rundgren. The Pennsylvania power-pop savant is best-known today for “Hello It’s Me,” the winsome single that made him a radio staple 45 years ago, with its extremely ’70s take on love as a… Read more »
Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in…. She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest…. It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version… Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking… The post Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I think it’s pretty clear…that porn stars know more about love than you do, and by more about love, I mean more about taking random large objects inside them because they have a twisted perspective of what love actually is, or maybe their take on love is more pure, because they fuck a ton of random people for money, on camera, in a studio environment, so that their personal relationships at home are more authentic because they aren’t based on getting double or triple penetrated for 1000 dollars…. I don’t know much, but I find this pretty interesting, especially for Valentine’s Day…the loneliest day of the year for all you lonely fucks. This video features porn stars: Kleio Valentien, Nina Elle, Claudia Marie, Karla Kush, Claire Robbins, Alix Lynx, Mercedes Carrera, Riley Reid, Michael Vegas, Dahlia Sky The post “What is Love?” According to Porn Stars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .