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Some Academy Award Shit of the Day

I was live tweeting the Oscars last night, and wasn’t gonna bother posting pics from the shit to boycot them not inviting me, but then I realized I should thank them for not inviting me, cuz the whole thing fucking sucked…bored me, disgusted me, made me hate hollywood, but more importantly, made me hate myself for watching it….. But I figured I should post the good pictures of the bitches who were there, cuz this is kind of a celebrity site no one reads…and I figured I’m obligated…even though I’m not… Hell I figured I’d post it cuz I love Katie Price’s stupid tits..no she wasn’t at the actual Oscars, just the after party, I guess they have some integrity still left in them……..her golden globes don’t sag…they aren’t bulit like that… Kim Kardashian wasnt at the actual Oscar’s either but she was fat wherever she did end up….. I figured I’d post it cuz Scarjohan is not as hot as you think she is… Mila Kunis probably is….but I was too angry to know for sure… I figured I’d post it cuz of Jennifer Hudson’s deflated tits were all that was there to represent black…during black history month… No, I don’t consider Halle Berry Black I figured I’d post it cuz Natalie Portman has mom tits…and virgin losers obsessed with her love mom tits…while I hate every time she talks…. and cuz Sandra Bullock is officially a monster, no just someone 90 percent of us thinks is a monster… Jennifer Lawrence is alirght though…I think I may love her…depsite the possibility she’s related to Joey…. The whole thing fucking sucked…especially the hosts…waste of fucking time…as was this post…next time – maybe i’ll take the time to find more nipple or cleavage…but you can just use google to see what other bitches were there, I’m too busy dying to bother…

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So Much For That Second Chance: El DeBarge Is Heading To Rehab

Pookie told y’all: once you’re on it, that thang keeps calling you. And El DeBarge went back, left and checked into rehab all while we were applauding his comeback. The ’80s popster, whose chart-topping career (“The Rhythm of the Night,” “Who’s Johnny”) hit the skids after a crack conviction and two years in prison, announced today that he has checked into rehab. “I hate to disappoint my fans but it is necessary for me to take the time to work on me so that I may continue to share my music and my story with everyone,” the 49-year-old DeBarge said. “I thank everyone in advance for their prayers and well wishes and hope that you will respect my privacy during this time.” Here’s hoping his “me time” gets him back on track. Before entering a drug-treatment facility for his unspecified addiction, the hitmaker had been making the promotional rounds for his comeback album, Second Chance. He also scored two Grammy nominations—for Best Male R&B Vocal Performance and Best R&B Song. DeBarge had been slated as an opening act for Mary J. Blige and planned to tour extensively on his own in 2011. Those commitments, along with the publicity appearances, have now been canceled. SMH. And all this because his father was a monster. Source

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Paris Hilton and her Push-Up Bra of the Day

The funny thing about Paris Hilton that I find fascinating is that she comes from a lot of money and has made a lot of money. Her family comes from money and I think her grandfather came from money. It’s like a long line of blue blooded high society folk, but for some reason she dresses and acts like a gutter slut straight out of the Projects or the Trailer Park, lookin’ to make a few bucks to pay for her baby formula. Seriously, from the fake hair, to the shitty blonde dye job, to the busted up cleavage and the shitty teenage porn tape, you know she’s gutter trash, but she’s wearing all designer clothes and driving a Bentley…. The whole thing confuses me and screams only one thing and that’s parents that didn’t take the time to care about her and who really cares as long as she’s got her expensive push-up bra on…cuz cleavage is always good whether it’s rich, poor, ulgy or amazing…it’s a universal language. Pics via Fame

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Confused Justine Bateman Attacks ‘Human Waste’ on Tumblr

The internet continues to baffle and comically anger Justine Bateman . The Family Ties star and manic blogger is calling people “shithead” and “human waste” for spamming her Twitter homepage, unaware she’s seeing a new feature announced over a month ago. What’s especially funny about Bateman’s tantrum is that she’s lashing out at what’s supposed to be an elite A-list: People selected first by Twitter to be part of a limited testing group for a new “re-tweeting” format, and then selected again by people Bateman follows, in the form of re-posted tweets.

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Annalynne McCord’s Little Boobs Get A Squeeze

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord at the ‘90210 Season 2′ premiere the other night at the Montalban theatre. If this place isn’t named after Ricardo Montalban from ‘Fantasy Island’ it should be.

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Sophie Monk Works Something

In these tough economic times it’s nice to see that even jobless hotties like Sophie Monk will take the time to keep in shape. Here she is showing off her tight out of work body and her huge potential , the other day, in a sweet pair tights

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47 Seconds

A profound commentary on inane Youtube comments and Internet justice. For fans of grammatically incorrect youtube comments, laser beams, and spinning newspaper graphics.

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It’s Hard Being a Smoker!

I wonder if I sound so toolish when I go on one of my Being-a-smoker-should-not-make-me-a-second-class-citizen rants. I should just quit.

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It’s Hard Being a Smoker!

The 8 Laziest, Most Worthless Baby Animals

Here I am working my ass off trying to deliver people the best that the internet has to offer, and all these baby animals are at home sleeping. Adorable, lazy bastards. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

NYPD Loves Bike Lanes!

I just had to take the time this morning to say how great it is to live in a city where the police love bike lanes as much as bikers do. They even use them on the job, just to show solidarity with commuters! It's like a mini-parade, and every day is Bicycle Safety Day. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment