Ashley Hinshaw is the kind of model who looks like she was found smoking a cigarette next to the dumpster outside a vegas strip club, you know one of those too good for porn, too clever for webcam shows, but built to work a pole harder than a single mother with a drug problem….
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Ashley Hinshaw for Fredrick’s of Hollywood of the Day
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I guess this was taken before the bitch filled up her broken down uterus with more David from 90210 sperm. She’s up on some serious groupie shit. I’m talking bitch sitting at home at 15 with a fucking electric toothbrush and/or her mom’s vibrator and/or a hairbrush in her cunt watching 90210, then she moved to Hollywood and got to have him inside her, and hasn’t looked back since, even though she should have… It’s for some Make-Up company, even though Megan Fox’s cosmetic of choice is plastic fucking surgery… Let’s just hope she applies the same logic to her labia post pregnancy… BOOM…..
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Megan Fox for Avon Bullshit Campaign of the Day
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Everyone is freaking the fuck out about Shakira’s body because she’s done her latin dance proper enough to lose the extra weight on her small titted backside, but all I see is a bitch with uncomfortably short legs. I’m talking bitch strugglin’ walking up stairs or getting into cars, or doin’ regular everyday Columbian things, like running from the police or drug sniffing dogs, and I don’t mean to be picky, cuz this bitch looks hotter than most, has more flavor than most and has the weirdest dance moves that would feel good on my penis at least based on her music video, bit seeing her in this ridiculous shoes is straight up Halloweening….yes, I just invented a word
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Shakira Has Short Legs of the Day
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex
Tagged from-the-police, halloweening, Legs, like-running, lose-the-extra, police, proper-enough, shakira, talking-bitch, titted-backside, weirdest, weirdest-dance
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