Tag Archives: the-douchebag

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Car Wash

Man, I wish I was rich! That should be me hosing down Joanna Krupa while she washes my Ferrari in a bikini . If only running a website with celebrity hotties paid better… Anyway, the douchebag who gets to have his way with Joanna on a regular basis is wealthy nightclub owner Romain Zago. I’ve never heard of him, but I know for fact that he could never love Joanna the way that I do. Creepy, but true.

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Car Wash

Man, I wish I was rich! That should be me hosing down Joanna Krupa while she washes my Ferrari in a bikini . If only running a website with celebrity hotties paid better… Anyway, the douchebag who gets to have his way with Joanna on a regular basis is wealthy nightclub owner Romain Zago. I’ve never heard of him, but I know for fact that he could never love Joanna the way that I do. Creepy, but true.

Annalynne McCord’s Tight Body Is Awesome

AnnaLynne McCord has got to know by now just how much I hate it when she blows retarded kisses to the camera, this is the female equivalent of the douchebag camera point. Luckily for her, I can force myself to overlook it because she’s an incredibly hot piece of ass. Seriously, look at her in this tight dress, that ass would fit perfectly in my hand. Did I say hand? I meant mouth. I’m not kidding either, if you don’t believe me call AnnaLynne’s agent and set it up. I’ll bring the camera and maple syrup. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Midriff

Here’s Kelly Brook out the other day walking around exposing a pretty damn hot midriff and some even hotter curves. I tried my best to crop out the douchebag boyfriend but he’s sticking so damn close to her side so there wasn’t much I could do, not that I can blame the guy, I’d probably handcuff the two of us together every time we left the house… And sometimes when we stayed in, you know, just for fun.

Elisabetta Canalis Pictures: MAXIM-um Hotness!

We hate you, George Clooney! Okay, that’s not true at all. The actor actually seems extremely nice, funny and humble and is quite talented. But recent photos of girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis just drive home one very simple point: Clooney is the luckiest man alive.

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Elisabetta Canalis Pictures: MAXIM-um Hotness!