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Haley Webb in a Bikini of the Day

This girl is a real nobody. I was under the impression that she may have been a somebody…maybe even a retired somebody…she might have even been that bitch from Seinfeld…there was just this arrogance in her only being in a bikini while laying down…like most girls with shitty bodies…quick to get into a bath robe when done….so that no one sees her shitty body…I assumed that she had to be in her 40s…but it turns out she’s some low grade, low level, insignificant pussy who happened to be in the movie Final Destination…but who is making big moves cuz she’s cast for two more movies in 2011, two years after her first role….and with that shitty resume…she’s got no business hiding…and should instead be spread eagled and fucking a black dude like Kim Kardashian… Chicks like this really need me on their PR team…

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Haley Webb in a Bikini of the Day

Brooklyn Is Cool Until You Start Reading About It [Shut Up, Brooklyn]

I live in Brooklyn. I like it. But, fuck me, I was under the impression that Brooklyn was pretty cool until I started reading all the analysis of it. Now I hate it. More

What Terrible Things Have Police Done This Week? [Cop Watch]

Speaking of police brutality , we don’t want to give you the impression that shocking, scary, or shocking and scary police behavior is limited to the NYPD. Far from it! How else are cops offending our sensibilities today? Many ways! More

Jon and Kate: The Divorce Countdown Begins

Jon and Kate Gosselin’s divorce is almost final after a contentious, but generally productive all-day mediation hearing Saturday at the arbitration table. Jon did not contest that Kate should get primary custody of their eight kids.

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Karen Mulder in her Bikini Top of the Day

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It’s Karen Mulder and her old wringled, moldy, rotting flesh, stagnant swamp, expired milk slowly turning into yogurt, pussy in a motherfucking bikini top and I don’t fucking care. Maybe you do… The only exciting thing in all this is that she’s rockin out with that mutant lookin’ French Actress Lou Doillon and she was hanging with Kate Moss topless , making all me think St Tropez is a really friendly place where everyone can be friends, but after writing that out I realize how that’s not exciting at all….

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Fake Tits of the Day

I figured I’d post these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt because fake tits are so fucking impresses, not only does all it take is 5,000 dollars to have a pair of your own, an amount of money that even a hurtbag like me could muster up if I really felt insecure about my tits, but they also give a false sense of confidence that propels girls into some next level whore behavior that usually leaves them getting their tits grabbed by strangers but sometimes if they are lucky they get jobs working for really rich dudes as a paid pussy….

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Janice Dickinson and her Sports Bra of the Day

I find seeing pictures of Jancie Dickinson in athletic apparel pretty funny because I was under the impression the only sports-like activity she’s ever been a part of is marathon coke binges, marathon cocksuckin’ sessions and she maintains her sloppy skinny body by binging and purging like girls are supposed to. Fitness is for over achievers and everyone hates those assholes…

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CSI Guy and His Hot Girlfriend in her Bikini of the Day

Ewwwww Interracial kissing….I can’t believe this hasn’t been banned yet…you know that there aren’t laws about this shit…especially considering in some states you can’t fuck a woman up the ass legally, but it’s ok for a black man to kiss up on a girl who isn’t black…next thing you know they’re gonna have the right to ride in the back of the bus, or even have their own TV station.

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Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Pussy in her Nude Leotard of the Day

Either Lady Gaga has a meaty external pussy like many women in need of vagina reconstruction surgery, who don’t get it cuz they are under the impression that the burger in their fuckin’ pants is normal, because no dude’s every complained about the shit, because he wanted to get laid, and a meaty pussy still feels good, it’s just kinda scary to look at, especially when pulsating under a leotard. Or she is as I predicted a gender confused girl who isn’t sure if she’s a gay male or an overcompensating fag hag, cuz she hasn’t got enough dick to fuck a dude up the ass or even to get her dick sucked, but she does have a great stage show the gay community can respect because she addresses all their superficial, stereotypical needs, like fame, money and sex, and thanks the Gays and award shows because she isn’t just trying to market to them, she is them. The whole thing is bullshit and I hate her, but my feelings have nothing to do with how much of a cunt she is, she does a good enough job of showing the world that daily and anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot

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Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Pussy in her Nude Leotard of the Day