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Crystal Bowersox Almost Quit Idol

Can you imagine an American Idol season even weaker than the current one? You would have had just that, if it weren’t for your guardian angel Ryan Seacrest. TMZ reports that dreadlocked Idol frontrunner Crystal Bowersox was thisclose to quitting the competition two weeks ago, until Seacrest convinced her to stick in it so that she could buy her mother a house someday. Meanwhile, a blithe Simon Cowell was like, “Eh, do what you want .” [ TMZ ]

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Buzz Break: Man on the Run

Say Whaaaa? Pervy Fergie, Pervier Seagal, and More of the Week’s Most Absurd Crap

Ding! goes the elevator at Movieline HQ, which can only mean one thing on a Friday afternoon: The Say Whaaaa? Singers have arrived with all their double-barreled disbelief at the week’s most baffling, outlandish, disturbing and/or ridiculous cultural events. And I do mean “events,” as even the Cannes Film Festival got in on the WTF act in recent days. Let’s have a look at the top five:

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REVIEW: Can The Joneses Keep Up with Its Own Premise?

A fantastic concept that frays under the rigors of narrative convention, the premise of The Joneses — a pre-fab family unit is hired to infiltrate and market to an affluent suburban neighborhood — sold half of Hollywood, attracting bucks and talent to the table. Yet as pointed out by David Foster Wallace, the man who envisioned entire calendar years being branded (“The Year of the Perdue Wonder Chicken” will never stop making me laugh), the obviousness of the target requires a more expansive execution: “We already ‘know’ U.S. culture is materialistic,” he said. “This diagnosis can be done in about two lines. [The] engaging and artistically real [question is] how is it that we as human beings still have the capacity for joy, charity, genuine connections, for stuff that doesn’t have a price?” First-time writer/director Derrick Borte does make a bleakly viable case for an extreme strain of our materialism, but the film’s attempt at a humanistic antidote diffuses its intriguing chemistry for the worse.

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REVIEW: Can The Joneses Keep Up with Its Own Premise?