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Marisa Miller is the Earth’s Sexiest Woman of the DAy

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know people who work at these magazines and these lists and titles they come up with are all bullshit. There is no actual science, voting, logic behind this shit, they just write it and idiots believe it, but I don’t really care because I like seeing bitches doing any physical labor, especially when they have amazing bodies that, espeically when those amazing bodies are half naked, it is the kind of shit that just numbs me and makes me forget how annoying these asshole magazines are…and I guess they’ve figured out the magic formula to brainwash men everywhere and I’m pretty sure it didn’t take a team of experts for that…but I guess for today I’m glad it happened…especially since they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so that it didn’t look as haggard as a 40 year old ex stripper with a coke problem….like it normally does…

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Friends Warn Kim Kardashian: Cristiano Ronaldo Likes Group Sex and Hookers!

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week, Kim Kardashian was spotted snogging Cristiano Ronaldo. A harmless, fun rebound, following her break-up with Reggie Bush? Anonymous friends fear this isn’t the case. They are scared that it’s a lot more, and the relationship could mean trouble for Kim. Cute suspenseful music… Citing Ronaldo’s reputation for “call girls and group sex,” the latest issue of Life & Style reports that those close to Kardashian are afraid of what she’s gotten herself into. This is a man that has allegedly hired prostitutes and slept with 80,000 women , according to one insider’s laughable permutations. “Cristiano loves to party,” said British journalist Debbie Manley, while another source adds: “I just don’t think he’ll ever settle down and be faithful to one woman.” Even more distrubing that Ronaldo’s past discretions? The fact that this is the THIRD week in a row that a different Kardashian sister has graced the cover of a tabloid, bragging about her weight loss. Seriously. Look here and here . Do these magazines really have nothing else to do but pay these talentless sisters money for getting airbrushed and posing in a bikini? Have all the orgies you want, Cristiano! Kim doesn’t deserve you anyway.

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Catherine Zeta Jones Nude in Allure of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was talking to someone yesterday who was telling me that Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas have a house 45 minutes away from my house. I don’t know when they come into town, I’m thinking probably never, because celebrities have property everywhere, but if I ever find out, I expect to get arrested trying to get a similar view as these pictures offer, only I expect my view to me a lot more raw with a lot more post pregnancy labia, a lot less hair, make-up and good lighting, because I like my peeping to be as authentic as possible, without all the smoke and mirrors these magazines pollute us with and I figure I deserve it especially since I’m throwing in the towel on my freedom cuz I will be getting arrested when I get caught trying to pull this off, so I might as well make the shit worth it and the nice thing about getting arrested is that I won’t have to share a bed with my shitty wife anymore….not that I would ever bother trying to peep on Catherine Zeta Jones, she’s a little too old and boring for me, but it was a nice fantasy for a minute, but I think the only hot thing about it was getting taken away from my wife finally…. Here are some Catherine Zeta Jones nude for Allure pics….

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