Rita Ora has won. I remember listening to talk radio before they were called PODCASTS and some dude had a fame scale based on RITA ORA….like “from one to Rita Ora”….as she represented zero fucking fame…..the host asked the guy who Rita Ora was and he was like “exactly”….a name you know, maybe tits you’ve seen, but prior to finally breaking through after a decade of trying this past year…she was a zero…just a bitch who fucked Rob Kardashian, got into the scene and went to every fucking party she could to find dudes to fuck to advance her career…and it worked…because like I just said two lines up…she charted last year, making it all worthwhile, and really what the fuck else were her tits to do the last 10 years…other than get some mileage put on them…since they are great. I don’t know what this wet t-shirt is, I mean I know she’s trying to find clever ways to show off her tits, but the takeaway for me is that I miss wet t-shirt contests…they used to be a weekly thing and now…they are dead…unlike Rita Ora…who for some reason exists… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Wet T Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
They, and by they I mean MadamMeow in the stepFORUM claims this is Catherine Zeta Jones in a bra that was posted to instagram…. I went to the CATHERINE ZETA instagram to further investigate like I was Barbara Walters or some shit, and didn’t see the pic, but did see it in the tagged pics, so we’ll assume this is of her… I think we’ll also assume it’s a throwback pic, an old slutty shoot of herself from decades ago, because this girl looks 20 and ZETA is 100. The most interesting thing about her is wondering if her pussy HPV gave Mike Douglas the throat cancer, or if his throat cancer gave her the HPV…that’s the only Catherine Zeta news I care about…learning the origin story of HPV cancers she has been in direct contact with… The post Catherine Zeta Jones Bra Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There’s nothing quite like Catherine Zeta-Jones pictures to bring me back to my younger days, burning out my mom’s VCR watching that one scene from Entrapment on repeat. You know the one… Anyway, Catherine may be in her mid-40s now, but she’s still hot. And I don’t know about you guys, but seeing her bust out for the Dad’s Army premiere in London is currently bringing back some very fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Sometimes a basketball game bores you to the point where you feel like a cat nap will help you perk up for the ride home. That's what The Game's daughter did courtside at last night's Lakers vs Rockets NBA game in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, someone named ami Slimani unveied a Taylor Swift wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Germany. OK, bye. 1. Taylor Swift’s New Wax Figure Debuts In Germany Taylor Swift’s new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Mitte, Germany on December 18th, 2015. 2. Jennifer Lawrence Leaves Chiltern Firehouse Jennifer Lawrence leaves Chiltern Firehouse in London, England on December 17th, 2015. 3. The Game’s Daughter Takes A Nap During The Lakers Game The Game’s daughter took a nap while the Lakers lost to the Houston Rockets at Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA on December 17th. 4. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones: Jazz at Lincoln Center Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones attend Jazz at Lincoln Center’s Ertegun Atrium and Ertegun Hall of Fame grand reopening at Jazz at Lincoln Center on December 17, 2015 in New York City. 5. Drew Barrymore Leaves the Huffington Post’s Offices Drew Barrymore leaves the Huffington Post’s offices in New York on December 17th, 2015. 6. Lori Loughlin Shops in Beverly Hills Fuller House star Lori Laughlin did some shopping in Beverly Hills, CA on December 17th, 2015. View Slideshow
Sometimes a basketball game bores you to the point where you feel like a cat nap will help you perk up for the ride home. That's what The Game's daughter did courtside at last night's Lakers vs Rockets NBA game in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, someone named ami Slimani unveied a Taylor Swift wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Germany. OK, bye. 1. Taylor Swift’s New Wax Figure Debuts In Germany Taylor Swift’s new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Mitte, Germany on December 18th, 2015. 2. Jennifer Lawrence Leaves Chiltern Firehouse Jennifer Lawrence leaves Chiltern Firehouse in London, England on December 17th, 2015. 3. The Game’s Daughter Takes A Nap During The Lakers Game The Game’s daughter took a nap while the Lakers lost to the Houston Rockets at Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA on December 17th. 4. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones: Jazz at Lincoln Center Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones attend Jazz at Lincoln Center’s Ertegun Atrium and Ertegun Hall of Fame grand reopening at Jazz at Lincoln Center on December 17, 2015 in New York City. 5. Drew Barrymore Leaves the Huffington Post’s Offices Drew Barrymore leaves the Huffington Post’s offices in New York on December 17th, 2015. 6. Lori Loughlin Shops in Beverly Hills Fuller House star Lori Laughlin did some shopping in Beverly Hills, CA on December 17th, 2015. View Slideshow
Sad news out of West Virginia as legendary burlesque dancer Blaze Starr died of natural causes on Monday at the age of 83. Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Now that we’re officially on the cusp of summer, it’s time to seek solace in the air conditioned glory of some phenomenal Netflix nudity! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
The last few weeks have proven an important point about addiction: It can happen to anyone. A Broadway legend (Liza Minnelli) has admitted she needed professional help. Then, a notorious reality star (Scott Disick) made a fool out of himself one too many times. Now comes to the surprising news that Jon Hamm recently completed a 30-day rehab stint for alcohol-related issues. 17 Celebrities Who Have Been to Rehab 1. Lindsay Lohan View Photo Lindsay Lohan has been to a rehab six times. She completed a mandatory 90-day stint in the summer of 2013. 2. Catherine Zeta-Jones View Photo Catherine checked in to treat her bi-poler disorder in 2011. 3. Demi Lovato View Photo Demi Lovato sought treatment for eating disorders and mental health issues. 4. Britney Spears View Photo Not long after the infamous head-shaving incident in 2007, Brit checked into a facility. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Demi Moore View Photo Demi Moore checked into a Utah center in 2012. 6. LeAnn Rimes View Photo Depression and anxiety lead LeAnn to seek help at a treatment facility in 2012. 7. Zac Efron View Photo Zac Efron revealed he went to rehab in 2013. 8. Gerard Butler View Photo Gerard Butler did a stint at Betty Ford in 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Richards View Photo Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards checked in in 2011 to deal with issues with alcohol. 10. Kelly Osbourne View Photo Kelly Osbourne admitted in 2013 that she has gone to rehab seven times. 11. Mischa Barton View Photo Mischa checked into rehab following a public DUI. Her career went downhill fast after The OC. 12. Elizabeth Vargas View Photo We send Elizabeth Vargas our best wishes. In August 2014, the ABC reporter checked back into rehab. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Robin Williams View Photo Robin Williams struggled with addiction for many years. He took his own life in the summer of 2014. 14. Scott Disick View Photo It took an embarrassing incident in Costa Rica in the spring of 2015 for Disick to finally seek professional help. 15. Jon Hamm View Photo Not long before the final run of Mad Men episodes kicked off, it was revealed that Jon Hamm completed a 30-day program for alcohol abuse. 16. Liza Minnelli View Photo It was announced in the spring of 2015 that this beloved, veteran actress and singer had checked into a facility for substance abuse. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Nick Gordon View Photo Nick Gordon lost it in a very public way. He broke down on Dr. Phil over the state of Bobbi Kristina Brown and then checked into rehab. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrities Who Have Been to Rehab .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Indeed, being a widely respected, talented and recognized celebrity does not preclude one from giving in to one’s personal demons. Sometimes, in fact, a star’s status and lifestyle can actually exacerbate the dangerous habit of substance abuse. Fortunately, the actors, actresses and singers featured above have all admitted they have a problem. At various points in the past, they’ve checked themselves into a rehab facility. Some have gone more than once and some may need to go back again. But all have at least admitted that the problem exists, which is a vital first step. Join us in wishing each celebrity well. (Yes, even Lindsay Lohan.)
Fashion magazine PURPLE.fr put out these pics of some model named Cecile, and they are quite lovely…because they remind me that fashion magazines trick girls who would never really be getting naked in pictures, like if I asked her to get naked for pictures for me, she’d say no, but when these magazines come along, they think “opportunity, I am the next kate moss, here’s my pussy, do you need me to spread it”…..and I love it….meaning I need fashion magazines and the fashion industry more than I need porn…because the fashion magazines get the thin, hot girls who would otherwise never be naked, naked….and that’s what I fucking live for…
