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Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard. Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.

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Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

Kelly Brook’s Vagina is a Panteater of the Day

I haven’t posted on Kelly Brook in a couple of hours …so I figure I need to get some fresh Kelly Brook pictures of her pants getting eaten by her pussy as her stomach is exposed…you know addressing the beauty of high waisted jeans on a bitch trying to find her thinnest midsection as to not have to admit she’s not a size 24 anymore….I think I’m caught up in a spell with this bitch thanks to those pics of her vagina winking at me …or maybe it was talking in code as stickin’ it’s tongue out and now I’m drawn to every step she takes and every move she makes….creepy…yet expected….

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Kelly Brook’s Vagina is a Panteater of the Day