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Victoria Klinkova’s Sexy Spread

I’d never heard of Victoria Klinkova before, but after seeing this awesome photoshoot she did for Maxim Russia , I wanted to find out everything I could about the Russian hottie, including whether or not she’s looking for a mail-order husband. But after almost 45 seconds of research (a new personal best!), I still couldn’t find anything. So forget it, because I can think of much better ways to spend another 45 seconds. Well, OK, maybe more like 30, but one of these days I’ll finally make it to 45.

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Victoria Klinkova’s Sexy Spread

Lena Katina from T.A.T.U. in Maxim Russia of the Day

Lena Katina was part of the Russian super-group T.A.T.U…that you may remember from this video: I thought they were a gang of Lesbians celebrating the fact that they were barely affected by communism cuz they are too young to remember the bread lines…and experienced crazy level of freedom as everyone lost their shit as the iron curtain fell and they were only 3 years old… I woulda liked the story better with more escaping, sex trade, sleaze, murder and deception….but you know what…her massive tits…that may or may not be lesbian….for Maxim Russia…kinda make it all okay… I wonder if I was breast fed as a child…cuz this tit obsession is unnatural.

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Lena Katina from T.A.T.U. in Maxim Russia of the Day

Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard. Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.

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Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day