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Dude Fakes His Wedding Proposal of the Day

You, like me, probably hate proposal videos. But this one is different. This one makes fun of proposal videos…even if it’s probably produced by Jimmy Kimmel and these are paid actors…it’s going to go viral.. The story is that this dude’s girlfriend was creeping on his shit as girls do…because girls are insane and she found out he was going to propose to her….so he decided to prank the snooping bitch…while getting his friends to film them in perfect situations where someone would propose, only to not propose..and as much as I think marriage is the fucking devil that will rob you of your freedom and life for no real reason…that is impossible to escape…usually with the person you don’t love at all…it’s a well done video because not everything is throat fucking porn, or Kanye Video Remixes with Seth Rogan…that people find hilarious when clearly anyone with a brain wouldn’t…but some things are just clever mind fucking jokes I approve of… From the shoe tie fake, to the middle of restaurant announcement, to the random love songs by buskers on the side of the road…This dude did good and I am sure you’ll be seeing him on Ellen, or maybe this is all a Thanksgiving Kimmel prank…but it’s gonna go viral. I didn’t watch the whole thing…but I hope it ends in a bloody murder…that is what proposal videos are missing. If you don’t like that…. If you don’t like proposal videos….Here’s video of a dude get sucker punched and ending up with brain damage… Or maybe you prefer redneck wood splitting…because an axe is totally inconvenient…but modifying your car just makes sense… Or maybe you prefer a mentally ill dude getting smoked by Toronto Police 2 years ago

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Ariana Grande to Miley Cyrus Haters: You’re Just Jealous, In Need of Jesus

Ariana Grande covers the latest issue of Complex . But the young singer is asked about Miley Cyrus in an interview with the magazine and makes her feelings on the singer very simple: she’s a big fan. “Miley looks like she is having the time of her life, and I think anybody who’s giving her a hard time is wishing deep down they were having as much fun as she is right now,” Grande says. “People are being so cruel. I think that’s bullying, and she should do whatever the hell she wants. Everybody needs to have more fun. If it’s not your taste, don’t look at it. I get so hyped up about the Miley thing because I think she’s cool.” Ariana gets hyped about a number of other topics in the feature piece as well. To wit: That sex toy rumor : “I took a selfie and everybody was like ‘There’s a big black dildo on the floor.’ I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? That’s a microphone for my looping machine because I’m a singer.'” Critics in general : “People have too much damn time on their hands and just need Jesus if you ask me.” Her friendship with Justin Bieber : “We never talk or see each other, but he’s really nice and whenever we are in the same building he’s friendly and we play music for each other.” Going public with Nathan Sykes : “Everybody’s got something to say but I’d rather be the person who’s honest than the person who’s like, ‘Oh that’s personal, I’m not going to tell you.’ I’ve always had an open, honest relationship with my fans.” Her biggest fear : “I’m terrified of looking straight into the camera. I see people on the other side of the lens and the whole judgmental world of pop culture waiting with their pitchforks and torches.”  

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Rob Ford, Toronto Mayor, Admits: I Smoked Crack Cocaine

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford acknowledged today what many have suspected for awhile. He smoked crack cocaine at some point last year, but he has a valid excuse: The politician was in a drunken stupor at the time. Rob Ford Admits to Smoking Crack According to The Associated Press, Ford admitted to this hardcore drug use during a Q&A with reporters at City Hall. “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine,” Ford said . “There have been times when I’ve been in a drunken stupor. That’s why I want to see the tape. I want everyone in the city to see this tape. I don’t even recall there being a tape or video. I want to see the state that I was in.” Yes, there’s a tape. It surfaced in May and the crack allegation has been circulating ever since, though this is the first time Ford has directly discussed the issue; police admitted a few days ago they have a copy of the footage. Ford previously apologized for excessive drinking and other snafus while in office, but has refused to resign. Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair says he’s “disappointed” in the mayor, a comment that led to Ford’s brother actually saying Blair should resign. Ford’s former driver will soon go on trial for drug and extortion charges (seriously!) and authorities say the tape of Ford doing crack will be made public when that trial begins. Until then, cops would like to simply speak to Ford, but his attorney has turned down all requests for a meeting.

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