From the moment news broke that Dean McDermott was cheating on Tori Spelling with a Toronto-based mistress named Emily Goodhand, rumors began to circulate online that the whole thing was fake. Too many details just didn't make sense, and to this day, Ms. Goodhand remains the Big Foot of celebrity side-pieces. No one has ever even seen a photo of her. Tori and Dean deny faking the affair for publicity, but we're pretty sure the number of people who believe them is exactly zero. Thankfully, Dean's first wife is a real no-nonsense type and she's been giving some awesomely revealing interviews to Radar Online to promote her upcoming memoir. Today, Mary Jo was asked for her theory on the elusive Ms. Goodhand, and her response is amusing, if not exactly surprising: “It just seemed like it was not true. It was just pretty hilarious, because apparently what I heard was that the press was so bad for her, she had to leave Toronto and go to Paris and start a life all over again. “Which made no sense to me. And you know those mistresses, when they come out of the woodwork, they get a vodka deal or something happens. They leverage it. It just made absolutely no sense.” Watch the clip below for more of Mary Jo's thoughts on her douchey ex and his trainwreck wife.
Due to the actions of a madman, Amy Schumer finds herself at the center of the gun control debate in America. A few weeks after the tragic Lafayette, Louisiana shooting that claimed the lives of two people at a screening of her film, Trainwreck , Schumer has responded to an open letter about the incident. Sarah Clements – an advocate of gun violence prevention whose mother survived the Sandy Hook massacre in 2012 – wrote to Schumer on Medium.com and said the following: “You’ve been caught in the middle of our country’s terrifying, unending war with itself, our sick and twisted relationship with the gun lobby, which tells us we need guns for anyone, anywhere, anytime. “Search your movie Trainwreck on Google and a scroll-down suggestion will now be ‘Trainwreck shooting.'” Clements went on to praise Schumer for being a positive role model for the Millennial generation and asked that she join the movement by “[demanding] change” and “[being] the voice of our generation and for women.” Schumer took to Twitter in response, making it clear that she may be on vacation with Jennifer Lawrence , but… “I think about [victims Jillian Johnson and Mayci Breaux] everyday. Don’t worry I’m on it. You’ll see.” Schumer is yet to reveal what she has in store along these political lines. But she sent her condolences to the victims and their families following the shooting last month. “My heart is broken and all my thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Louisiana,” the star Tweeted at the time, inspiring fellow comedienne Margaret Cho to respond: “We are all heartbroken. But you heal us by being you. Thank you.” View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer
Apparently Robert Downey Jr made a statement about Hayden Panettiere being the victim of a Child Prostitution ring when she was a kid. You know just another hollywood child dragged into the dark perverted consequence free world of the rich and famous….where pedophiles, addicts and freaks roam free….as the world around them worship them…not knowing how fucked up money can make a motherfucker…. This is what he said…or apparently said…I stopped listening to the story when I read Hayden was a child prostitute…..not cuz I love child prostitutes…but cuz that means she’s got lots of practice in fucking…and coupled with her disability, possibly caused by her childhood sex ring trauma, you know shit stunted her growth….she’s all of a sudden far more fun to me…albeit damaged…but all bitches are damaged! Leslie P. is not just a poor victim in this trainwreck. Trust me. She’s at LEAST 50% responsible (if not more) for encouraging, enabling, and at times even participating in her hubby’s twisted fucking life. Leslie’s kinks cross the line into depravity, illegality, and inhuman sickness. As in: Ryan ONeal, John Phillips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schnieder territory. (Far worse than Pimpa Joe Simpson!) She’s not just had chances to stop it or walk away with the kids, but she elected to not protect her kids – and give in to the hedonistic sickness in her bedroom (all for her own greed). You think Dina Lohan is bad? Leslie’s guilt is compounded by trying to save her daughter’s “IMAGE” (so as not affect her earning potential); and hoovering her own mountain of drugs, booze, fame, and fucking (of everything with legs)…Leslie IS as bad as her hubby – maybe worse because she KNEW it was wrong but didn’t stop it and at times fueling it. It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top” herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez. What it comes down to is that we all need to do what we gotta do to get a head…even if that means taking producers in our mouth and/or child vaginas… Either way….good story….who cares….it doesn’t matter….hollywood is fucked, rich people are fucked…we’re all fucked. I have no exclusive on this….I just have old bikini pics of her and her mom… And her and her Russian monster cock she used to fuck….
It amazes me that Jersey Shore Exists. It amazes me when I talk to people who watch it religiously because I just wouldn’t put myself through that kind of shit for no reason, I feel like life has punished me enough….and I’ve done enough self abusive things that I can live a happy miserable life without this shit….. It also amazes me that there are a group of people who watch the show, cuz they think these people are cool…I mean I just assumed as an industrialized nation, the only reason they exist is cuz people point and laugh at the the trainwreck… It amazes me even more that anyone, even in Vegas, the asshole of America, would pay this pig to get half naked and host events….because the last time I paid for a pig to wear a bikini….it was when I was living on a farm and I got to cook the fucker and eat him over the course of a week when I was done fucking it…. That said, some stories are better kept to myself.
Rock star-turned- American Idol judge Steven Tyler is used to the bright lights of Hollywood, feeling right at home at the NBA All-Star Game Sunday in L.A. Carmelo Anthony? He’s just grateful for a three-day break from the isolated, snowy, oxygen-deprived hellhole that is Denver. Just trade the guy already! We kid, Coloradans. We love the Mile High City and would gladly accept a three-year, $65 million deal to move THG there. Y’know, if you’re interested. Anyway, who looked better on the magenta carpet last night? Vote:
Adriana DeMoura-Sidi has an important message to send viewers on tomorrow night’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami : I am not a trainwreck! No, really, that’s exactly what the new reality star says in the following clip. It features DeMoura-Sidi taking in a fashion show with Larsa Pippen and Cristy Rice, only to leap on the catwak after the models exit. Her reasoning? “Don’t dare me to do something fun because it’s second nature to me,” DeMoura-Sidi says as she struts her stuff. “They were trying to make me look stupid, like the crazy one, the trainwreck. So I showed them how it’s done.” The Real Housewives of Miami Clip
Afternoon Snack: Dramatic Prairie Dog takes a drama break to nom on a biscuit. [ cyn-c .] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 17/02/2011 21:56 Number of articles : 2
Allow us help you prepare for The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza . On Tuesday’s episode of Glee , Rachel will throw it down at her house, leading to a wild weekend; bonding between Will and Beiste; and a lesson from Figgins on the danger of underage drinking. As well as lots of new Glee music , of course. Below, we’ve listed four of the songs that will be covered on the installment,… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Donkey Dish Discovery Date : 17/02/2011 22:03 Number of articles : 2
I am not really sure why Tila Tequila hassn’t killed herself officially yet….because I know that most people who fall as hard as she did into insanity probably would, but then again everytime I leave my house I come across insane homless people screaming at people, or screaming at their own reflections in the mirror, reminding me that despite suicide being the logical choice, crazy people don’t always make logical choices…. I guess it’s got something to do with her not wanting to die just because her career is, and figures that even if she can’t land another TV show, and from here on out it’ll be bottom feeding projects and bottom feeding publicity stunts, she might as well try because it gives her something to do and really her first stab at fame came with little effort, maybe miracles strike twice…and as long as she’s doing it with her half naked dwarf body exposed, I’ll still watch and laugh at the trainwreck, but would really prefer if she was doing it with two fingers in her vagina at all times….cuz fake tit cleavage in a dress is not very innovative these days….it’s time for her to get with the fucking program… Pics via Fame
