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Amanda Bynes Security Footage of the Day

I love this Amanda Bynes shit. So this is some secuirty video that was sold to TMZ that features a wig wearing Bynes scrambling around a liquor store to try to save her dogs that she accidentally caught on fire when she built a fire using gas in some parking lot, before being sent to hospital for being certifiable. I still think it’s an act, and act I would love to have sex with, because she is both fun and hot and would seem to keep things exciting, despite being a dog killer….or negligent dog owner…. I am a fan and believe that her and Lohan will both win Oscars. I just wish I could find a way to date her.

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Amanda Bynes Security Footage of the Day

Latest Dance Moves in the Middle East of the Day

This is far more fun to watch than twerking, even though if the bitch is fat enough, twerking can be just as dangerous….even thought most girls twerking now aren’t the hot Jamaican floor slapping bitches who simulate sex I used to love, but 14 year old girls, who have no asses thanks to not hitting puberty, who just make the whole thing kinda awkward to watch…but then again, in every club I’ve been to the last 3 months, there’s been at least 5 girls who drop their asses to the ground like a stripper before busting into a twerk, something you’d think they’d be ashamed of looking silly while they do it, while being so glad they did it…kinda like these dudes with their Middle East Ho Down.

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Latest Dance Moves in the Middle East of the Day