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Lake Bell Hot For Maxim of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maxim hates me…. Back in the day, when the internet wasn’t dominated by the mainstream media, but the mainstream media was trying to get traction on the shit, Maxim came to me and paid me to link them for as long as they needed me to link them, because I had more traffic than they did….and then one day they reached a point where they figured they were good and didn’t need people like me so they stopped. So in taking away my drinking money, I got really fucking mad, and decided to laugh at these fuckers as much as I could as they faded into obscurity and bankruptcy….cuz they just couldn’t compete cuz their concept is dated… That was until today, when I came across this shoot with Lake Bell, which is probably the single hottest shoot they’ve done in the last 5 years of their demise…they had shitty celebs in shitty poses and it just wasn’t appealing or racy or even interesting to look at…even though that was their whole competitive advantage…access to these fucking bitches…and photographers was all they had going for them….so is this an accident, or does Maxim have one more push in them…who knows or cares…I just know in the next 10 minutes…I’m gonna have a takedown notice…cuz Maxim isn’t a fan of mine.

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Adriana Lima Bikini Model on the Beach

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses…. That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet… Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…

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Vanessa Pudgens Buys Booze of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when I thought it was all over for Vanessa Pudgens, you know all fat, shaved head, dykey but lookin’ kinda pregnant, in some sort of alternative, “I was born this way” lady gaga inspired cuz that’s mainstream thought, like I was following Rosie O’Donnell cuz I was molested as a kid by Disney so I denounced dick and figure lesbians can have kids too….we can even go on a cruise where no one will judge us about the shit…she comes out with pics like this… You know, in a wig, in a halter top, with a friend in a bikini, with crazy decorations on her face like it was a christmas tree, or target practice for perverts like me to shoot our cum at, but more importantly, she’s buying booze… And as a drunk, seeing bitches buy booze, no matter how deadbeat, used up, damaged, or disgusting they are…is fucking porn to me…cuz there’s just something about booze….you know… Here’s her crazy dot and feather indian unite inspired outfit….. Here she is with a litle cleavage in her dyke hair …

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