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Adriana Lima Bikini Model on the Beach

More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses…. That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet… Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…

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Adriana Lima Bikini Model on the Beach

Vanessa Pudgens Buys Booze of the Day

Just when I thought it was all over for Vanessa Pudgens, you know all fat, shaved head, dykey but lookin’ kinda pregnant, in some sort of alternative, “I was born this way” lady gaga inspired cuz that’s mainstream thought, like I was following Rosie O’Donnell cuz I was molested as a kid by Disney so I denounced dick and figure lesbians can have kids too….we can even go on a cruise where no one will judge us about the shit…she comes out with pics like this… You know, in a wig, in a halter top, with a friend in a bikini, with crazy decorations on her face like it was a christmas tree, or target practice for perverts like me to shoot our cum at, but more importantly, she’s buying booze… And as a drunk, seeing bitches buy booze, no matter how deadbeat, used up, damaged, or disgusting they are…is fucking porn to me…cuz there’s just something about booze….you know… Here’s her crazy dot and feather indian unite inspired outfit….. Here she is with a litle cleavage in her dyke hair …

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Vanessa Pudgens Buys Booze of the Day

Alesha Dixon on the Beach in Miami in Some Staged Pics of the Day

Here is some UK singer named Alesha Dixon in some of the worst celebrity staged bikini pictures of all time. Maybe because she’s not actually a celebrity, but that usually doesn’t influence my opinion of bikini pictures since I fucking love seeing bitches in bikini whether they are old, young, short, tall, fat, skinny, famous, unknown, rich, gutter, I don’t discriminate….So even though this twat is virtually unknown to me, I can objectively say, bitch needs a better fucking bathing suit and more importantly not be scared of crawling on all fours in the shit….especially if she wants to be famous…which is proven by her hiring the paparazzi to bother with her….maybe someone needs to explain it to her in her language….If you want some fried chicken sponsorship like you Beyonce you gotta step yo’ game up bitch….

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Alesha Dixon on the Beach in Miami in Some Staged Pics of the Day

Adriane Curry Does Twitter in the Shower of the Day

Adriane Curry took her vile self to the shower to wash off her sins and posted the shit on twitter for new followers…cuz I guess some people like seeing bitches strategically posed in the shower…while I’m more into seeing actual pussy lip. Her cry for attention is obvious…but then again so is her entire career, because we’re dealing with a bitch who got addicted to “fame” from being on reality TV back in the beginning of reality TV and even married a 50 year old Brady Bunch actor cuz she was promised a reality show in exchange…but those good times are over and her camera crew was replaced with a cell phone camera and her TV show replaced with a Twitter account no one cares about, and this is her desperate effort for ratings…cuz this is all her useless ass has…I mean other than a very Brady midget and his Viagra prescription that is just happy he’s getting pussy now that he’s expired.

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Kendra Sex Tape Screenshots of the Day

Being famous is a business. There’s a lot of competition and fighting for attention, so when you have very little talent and made a career off being naked, you figure there’s only one way to keep people’s eyes on you, especially now that you’re a dumpy mom who has destroyed any sex appeal she might have had back when she was whoring herself out to Hefner. I guess the biggest joke in all this is that bitch is pretending she had nothing to do with this video and that she is going to sue, when really she’s just hoping to make a buck off her ass like she used to, and maybe if she’s lucky, she’ll be the next Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, but will more likely be the next Linda Lovelace, a misunderstood pornstar who can fight her demons until she dies of an overdose…. I am all for seeing bitches fuck, even inbred looking bitches like kendra, I like to rate their fucking form, like a synchronized swimming judge, so I hope this encourages the youth to get up on filming the fuck, but I think we’ll probably need Miley running the lead on that venture….since the only fans Kendra has watch Nascar and don’t shower and figure jerking off to her is better than fucking their sister… She’s supposed to be 18 in this video, and her career would have taken a nice turn, if she was still 18, when now it’s just like watching a different person in action….

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Kendra Sex Tape Screenshots of the Day