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Nicki Minaj Stupid Tits and Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call these pictures “Nicki Minaj, a bitch who without being overrated hype, would be way too big to be allowed to wear spandex or have real sex appeal”….cuz looking at this shit is almost disgusting…She’s huge….She’s one all you can eat buffet away from a coronary. She’s one piece of pie away from buying two seats when she flies, she’s one fried chicken leg away from being Ruben Studdards body double in the black off broadway rendition of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Negro”….I get that her tits are huge and her ass is round, I get that this is some cartoon character looking shit that if it wasn’t obese on the Body Mass Index Chart could be fun to fuck….but I don’t get why anyone, or how anyone who isn’t black, cuz black people love fat chicks, can say she’s hot… That’s all i gotta say about that…these pics are making me hungry….

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January Jones Pregnant Beach Party of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call these pics “single mother to be in the wind contemplating how she’s gonna explain to her kid why he’s fatherless”….is it cuz mommy is a whore and doesn’t keep track of the peopel she fucks, or maybe it is cuz mommy felt like raising a child alone cuz she had the means to do it, and daddy has no idea that you exist, or maybe it’s that daddy is too busying fucking with his supermodel wife and her kids, and really whatever it is, it is gonna be awkward….it always is when kids grow up in households that aren’t like households of any of their friend…but don’t tell January Jones’ selfish, greedy, self involved, pussy that…cuz she’ll power through it and deal with the social implications when the fucker is teased off the school yard in a “get out of here bastard” kinda way… Good times.

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Miranda Kerr’s In Workout Gear of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call these pics “Owned by a billion dollar bikini corporation so I always have great cleavage”…… The real interesting thing about these pics is that you can see her ass from the front, one of my many fetishes….maybe it’s a side effect of having a kid 6 months earlier and bouncing back in some Guinness World Record way…I mean shit, I’m pretty much a housewife based on the amount of work I do and the amount of sitting on my ass all day, and none of the girls from the breast feeding group I’m an unofficial part of, but know every where the girls meet each week, not one of the baby momma’s has got an ass like this….giving these pics an alternative title called “None of the bitches at my breast feeding group with new borns have a body like this, maybe cuz they don’t get paid millions to have bodies like this, but more likely cuz they are lazy and in it together cuz pregnancy reminded them of a childhood passion for cake they left behind in trying to find a husband through their teens and twenties”….you can choose which you like better…I’ll be busy staring at the pics…

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