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Here’s Miley Cyrus Riding an Inflatable Penis On Stage Because Of Course

Posted on May 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus rode a giant inflatable penis on stage in London on Friday. Because of course she did. She also simulated fellatio on that inflati-dick, because of course she did. And in further unsurprising Miley Cyrus news, she also said a bunch of stuff about sex and roofies and sexuality whilst atop the puffed-up member… Read more

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The Horse Boy on DVD: All You Need Is Love, with Yak Yogurt

Posted on April 28, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Inspirational, feel-good, pro-active, holistic goodness simply fires out of The Horse Boy ( Zeitgeist Films ) like jets of super-soaker tear-water, as it is a documentary made by an autistic boy’s parents about their strenuous, globetrotting attempt at find a mystical “cure.” Who could be cynical? The patience and fortitude at work in the lives of Brit journalist Rupert Isaacson and psych prof Kristin Neff as they handle their gorgeous but seriously impaired son Rowan is redoubtable, and once Rowan communes with a horse and Isaacson indulges in fond memories of shamanistic cures he witnessed in Africa, one can hardly blame the family for packing the kid up and taking him to the one spot on the globe where horses and shamanism traditionally entwine: Mongolia.

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Dancing with the Stars: Is This the Last We’ll See of Jake Pavelka?

Posted on April 28, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Dancing with the Stars aired another unsurprising elimination last night, finally ripping the last rose petal out of Bachelor star Jake Pavelka’s withering self-esteem bouquet. I admit that his pre-dance clip packages were probably the most entertaining, as they featured the following memorable quotes: “I feel stupid,” “You’re making me feel stupid,” and “Dammit!” among others. He was the closest thing the voting audience had to an idealized self-projection. His melancholy elimination video, along with our ruminations on his future, is after the jump.

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