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Take A Slice Out Of Ariel Winter’s Booty

I know I like to rag on Ariel Winter sometimes, but I’ve got to give her credit. This picture combines two of my favorite things in the whole world: pizza and a hot nobody showing off her booty on Instagram. Anyway, I know I’m probably the last person to tell someone they need to be staying away from junk food, considering my keyboard is probably 50% Cheeto dust by now, but if Ariel wants her booty to stay looking this good, she needs to make sure the only pizza she’s getting near her body is the inflatable kind.

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Hunter King’s Humping an Inflatable of the Day

Hunter King is some Soap Star chick from Young and Restless – she’s now on some Colin Hanks show – but her best work is humping an inflatable shaped like a giant rubber ducky because there’s such an obscure fetish in this…that I can’t ignore it..not to mention – after creeping on her instagram – she’s pretty hot – so take it all in – because she’s not about to take your pervert ass in….that vagina is reserved for rich and famous people who can help her career….that person isn’t you – but that doesn’t mean you can’t chronically masturbate to her self produced fetish pics and videos… The post Hunter King’s Humping an Inflatable of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Here’s Miley Cyrus Riding an Inflatable Penis On Stage Because Of Course

Miley Cyrus rode a giant inflatable penis on stage in London on Friday. Because of course she did. She also simulated fellatio on that inflati-dick, because of course she did. And in further unsurprising Miley Cyrus news, she also said a bunch of stuff about sex and roofies and sexuality whilst atop the puffed-up member… Read more

5 Directors Who Could Tackle the Inevitable JetBlue Guy Movie

If you’ve turned on the television at all this week — or, gasp, read a newspaper! — the chances are good you’ve familiarized yourself with Steven Slater. Or, as you might know him: The JetBlue Guy. His crazypants story — cursing out an unruly passenger and then exiting the plane via the inflatable emergency exit slide — has become a rallying cry for an unhappy culture of worker bees. Naturally, a movie has to come next, right? Ahead, Movieline picks five directors who would best bring Slater’s story to life.

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Steven Slater — Props From the Slide Company

Filed under: Steven Slater There’s one company that’s thrilled with the way Steven Slater left his JetBlue plane during Monday’s heroic departure — the people who built the slide. TMZ has learned the people at Goodrich — who manufacture the inflatable emergency evacuation slide… Read more

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Steven Slater Ends Flight Attendant Career in Hilarious, Illegal Fashion

After over two decades of dealing with rude airline passengers, Steven Slater finally lost it today. The JetBlue flight attendant was aboard a recently-landed plane in New York’s Kennedy Airport when a woman got up prematurely to remove her baggage from the overhead bin. Slater approached the individual, only to be conked in the had with the suitcase and told to “f-ck off.” He responded by getting on the intercom and saying: “To the f—ing a–hole who told me to f— off, it’s been a good 28 years. I’ve had it. That’s it.” Slater then opened the emergency hatch, grabbed his two carry-on bags – and two beers! – and jumped down the inflatable airplane slide to safety. At least temporarily. According to The New York Daily News , Port Authority police were alerted to the incident and showed up at Slater’s home in Queens, where they found him in bed with his boyfriend. A neighbor says Slater was smiling as the cops walked him away in handcuffs. He’ll be charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief; 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree; and faces up to seven years in jail. Sources, and Slater’s own MySpace page, confirm that he’s battled substance abuse. His father also recently died and he’s been taking care of his critically-ill mother. Both parents worked for the airline industry. Let’s all hope Steven Slater walks away from this altercation a free man. After all, as Phil Catelinet, a passenger on the flightn said afterwards: “I wish we could all quit our jobs like that.”

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