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Keeping Up WIth The Kardashians Tries To Pull a Fast One on Fans

Reality TV is a bit…controlled, yes.  But this is slightly ridiculous. In the November 29th episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians , Kris Jenner warned Kim Kardashian that she was eating too much sugar, and shouldn’t be traveling to Paris in her condition. Kim said No Way Jose and popped over to Paris for churros, cheesecake and pregnancy fittings. The genius tumblr site, Keeping Up With Kontinuity Errors, keeps tabs on the show and pointed out something that was all too obvious.   It describes itself as such: “A weekly look at manufactured realities and lies in the hit television series, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”. Using Twitter, Instagram, paparazzi photos and common sense – I will unearth the truths, timeline falsities, and reckless use of editing presented throughout the show.” According to Radar Online , the site pointed out that the November 29th episode had Kim’s Paris trip way out of order .  Madame preggo actually went to the city of lights for her personalized fashion show in July, one month before the kitchen scene with Kris and Kourtney was filmed. Of all things that gave her away, it was this Instagram shot with Balmain creative director Olivier Rousteing. “Only in Paris a short time but who else will eat all of my favorite foods with me then have pregnancy wardrobe fittings!!!!,” Kim wrote.  “@olivier_rousteing of course!!!!!” See everyone Sunday for another hour of pulling the wool over one’s eyes. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs!

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Miley Cyrus Topless and Getting a Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus is using twitter properly…Some say she’s topless, but I see no nipple…but I do see how girls slowly turn trashy….if anything this is just a good lesson in how prison tattoos or girls who want to look like they have prison tattoos are created….It’s like the birth of gutter on the richest piece of ass out there…right before my eyes…. Fancy.

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Vanessa Hudgens Baby Bump of the Day

I like making up fake gossip…I mean I figure since everyone else in the world makes these stories up….I should get my moment of glory…who knows maybe one day I’ll be credited as a source…like a real website…but I doubt it…I’m the kind of guy who is first to bat, hits the homerun, but no one notices cuz I’m playing in the corner alone and not at the actual game everyone else is at…Story of my life… So my fake story that is probably real is that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked up. I mean I wouldn’t put this pregnancy past her. First it makes her talked about when no one is talking. Second, it give her something to hug when everyone else has forgot her…cuz last time I checked babies only get taken away when you fuck them, or when you fuck yourself up on meth and forget to feed them for a week and get caught because you left the kid behind in a bar you were buying your next fix at…or something equally fun but equally hard to pull off….cuz people just don’t take your kids away that easy…meaning there will always be hugs for Hudgens.. Either way, This little West Side Story ethnic bitch sold to Disney to help make her parents millions, who faked a relationship with a homosexual, only to realease nude pics as a cry that her lonely vagina was in need of getting fed….only to eventually let it get fat, raw dog with a creampie finish cuz she was so deprived and felt ready to take that step in her life… Or maybe she’s just been getting fed…and she’s fat…but the ethnic looking pregnant teen is a much more interesting look as far as I’m concerned…waiting for marriage is so suburban and boring…. Either way, who cares…this is fake gossip…so everything is possible..

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Some Model Vagina for Fashion for i-D mag of the Day

Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica Stam, Erin Wasson but only one of them was willing to show her hipster, model, fashionista bush I love so much, and I can only assume the one who showed her hipster, model, fashionista bush was the one who no one’s ever heard of before, cuz the others are all super models and shit and don’t need to flash cunt in some Magazine spread to get noticed, they save that level of prostitution for the big payouts… Not that I care….I’m just happy to see half naked models in pictures instead of in person, cuz it reminds me how many wrong turns I’ve taken in life…something we all need to embrace….

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Courtney Cox Single Old Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know if thes epics are old or new…I try no to look at these things too closely, you know like staring at the sun, I’m scared I’ll go blind… If I was David Arquette – and thank god I’m not – I would have got rid of Courtney Cox too…at least based on these bikini pics – cuz she’s old, tred and the collagen’s not holding up her ass the way it used to. Maybe it’s the pregnancies…maybe it’s laziness…maybe it’s just straight up aging..but whatever it is…it’s disgusting… I know what’ you’re thinking – that I’m an idiot and that she looks great for 40…but that’s exactly my point…thanks for proving what I so gracefully failed at getting across, great for 40 isn’t great for 20 and if you don’t have to be stuck with that shit and you can go for the 20 year olds cuz you were that guy in Scream…you sure as hell better…cuz you only live once….and it preferable to be done with a hot box full of youthful joy and a willingness to spend your money and treat you like the best show and tell presentation…than be in the shadow of some bitter, old, cunt…even if Arquette is pulling some pussy shit and trying to crawl back to Courtney Cox cuz he ran out of money and was tired of being some tween’s dancing monkey financier in exchange for un-weathered pussy or some shit…kinda defeating the whole point of this post….. I’m so insightful. I wonder why I don’t have a show on Oprah’s new network…

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Courtney Cox Single Old Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

Courtney Cox Single Old Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know if thes epics are old or new…I try no to look at these things too closely, you know like staring at the sun, I’m scared I’ll go blind… If I was David Arquette – and thank god I’m not – I would have got rid of Courtney Cox too…at least based on these bikini pics – cuz she’s old, tred and the collagen’s not holding up her ass the way it used to. Maybe it’s the pregnancies…maybe it’s laziness…maybe it’s just straight up aging..but whatever it is…it’s disgusting… I know what’ you’re thinking – that I’m an idiot and that she looks great for 40…but that’s exactly my point…thanks for proving what I so gracefully failed at getting across, great for 40 isn’t great for 20 and if you don’t have to be stuck with that shit and you can go for the 20 year olds cuz you were that guy in Scream…you sure as hell better…cuz you only live once….and it preferable to be done with a hot box full of youthful joy and a willingness to spend your money and treat you like the best show and tell presentation…than be in the shadow of some bitter, old, cunt…even if Arquette is pulling some pussy shit and trying to crawl back to Courtney Cox cuz he ran out of money and was tired of being some tween’s dancing monkey financier in exchange for un-weathered pussy or some shit…kinda defeating the whole point of this post….. I’m so insightful. I wonder why I don’t have a show on Oprah’s new network…

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Adrianne Curry’s Cry for Attention on Twitter of the Day

It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter …. So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

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