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We understand it’s perfectly natural and common for a non-native speaker of a language, in this case English, to make mistakes in its usage. But the really bad English signs pictured below are just so hilarious we can’t help but laugh at the people who wrote them. Whoever made these have mangled the English language so badly they’ve become utterly useless signs , because they’re just indecipherable to anyone who doesn’t speak the local language and knows only English. But they are funny signs nevertheless, so here’s hoping they’re still in place to baffle and amuse tourists for a long time. See what? Somehow, I get this one. Huh? …or they’ll shred you to bits with their razor sharp, uh, leaves. So humans can be transmitted. Sounds more like teleportation to me. Somebody just invented a new English word. Are we supposed address this prayer to Steve Jobs? I’m not sure if the mind actually has a crotch, but I do know people whose crotches have minds of their own. So I guess this is where they conceive knives? (sound of head being scratched) Actually, just the stress of figuring out what this sign is trying to say can probably bring on a heart attack or an aneurysm. Not just your regular crap, but curled crap! Now that’s just special. I don’t know where this is, but I’m moving there! There goes political correctness. Now I can get fit if I don’t spit! I assure you, I’m not. Too much fat. Here’s hoping the bird’s friend is a human female. The women in this list are all very qualified to serve in that department. What does “article” have anything to do with robbery anyways? Looks like a case of “do as I say, not as I do”. Related Posts: 20 of the Prettiest Women in Porn Today Dad, Can I Borrow The Car? The Ten Funniest and Best Diagrams Ever Made Ten Hot Bald Celebrities 20 Unusual Gravestones

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22 Bad English Signs