Splash News and Pictures La La Posts New Vacation Photo La La is still enjoying a celebrity cruise on Carnival Cruise lines and she’s still flaunting her bangin’ Boricua baaawdy. As previously reported La La’s traveling to Puerto Rico, St Maarten, and St Thomas with 34 members of her family. And in between bonding time, she’s flaunting her perky Puerto Rican pound cakes in bikinis. Her latest swimsuit pays homage to her heritage and has a print of the Puerto Rican flag. Good googly moogly. Hit the flip for a shot of La La cruising with her kin.
Ever wonder what Billy Bob Thornton thinks of Cupcake Wars? No? Well, listen up anyway! The actor makes some profound points in the following video. Taken from his appearance on Oprah’s Master Class Sunday, the Fargo Season 1 star uses reality television to explain his problem with humanity in general these days. “We’re living in a time that’s just become judgmental and everybody wants to see failure,” says the ex-husband of Angeline Jolie . “They want to see people knocked off the hill. “You can’t have a television show without a competition because they want to see who cries this week and who goes downhill, who gets kicked out.” Billy Bob Thornton SLAMS Cupcake Wars Does Thornton think we need a series about cupcake recipes ? No. But, okay, fine, great. You wanna air one? No problem. HOWEVER… “Does it have to be a f-cking competition? Do you have to have cupcake wars? And I’m sure people who have been in war kind of take offense to that because seriously, it’s not that goddamn dangerous to make a cupcake.” The 58-year old makes some salient points, don’t you think? I guess I’m just really ready for people to kind of settle down and know each other again and root for each other as opposed to look for the faults in each other,” he concludes, adding: “There’s a lot of great stuff in life from the top to the bottom and from the left to the right. Life is magical and I guess my thing is I wish that people wanted that magic.” We wonder what Thornton thinks of the following reality television shows: 13 Reality Shows That Have Actually Existed 1. Sex Box Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box.
The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the “actress” looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby. Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form. On the left, we’ve got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night’s coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera. We kid. She’s probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else’s vomit. In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we’re pretty sure Courtney’s been legally dead for months. Fortunately, Lindsay is still doing all of her partying in Europe, where recent highlights include Lohan falling down drunk at an Italian film festival. So these days she’s kinda like the situation in Gaza. Technically not our problem, but eventually the rest of the world might expect us to get involved. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos! 1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She’s certainly looked better!
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