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Farrah Abraham Attacks Catelynn Lowell & Amber Portwood on Twitter AGAIN!

Farrah Abraham isn’t exactly known for her intellect and social graces, but even by Farrah standards, her recent Twitter activity has been bafflingly awkward and mean-spirited. Farrah did not appear on Monday’s season premiere of Teen Mom: OG , probably because she signed on late and producers didn’t have enough footage to feature her in every episode. Naturally, fans noticed the absence and tweeted about, and for some reason, Farrah retweeted the ones who offered up harsh complaints about the rest of the cast. “Technically Catelyn Lowell shouldn’t have been on the show because she gave up her kid,” read one tweet. “Teen Mom was such a snooze fest! Now I know why asked Farrah to come back!” said another. Now, you may remember that Farrah feuded with Catelynn last summer and they eventually patched things up. Why would Farrah want to burn that bridge again after she went to such great efforts to patch things up? It’s a good question, but the problem is that your thinking logically, and logic has no place in the Farrah Brain. Catelynn’s fiance Tyler Baltierra shot back at Farrah with a spot-on diss, reading: “Hiding behind retweets does nothing but make me laugh even harder at the delusional state of your mind.” Natrually, Farrah never responded to that, but she did retweet a downright cruel shot at her co-star Amber Portwood: “Why does Maci Bookout complain about Farrah being on the show but [she’s] okay with a drug addict and felon being on the show?” Yes, it’s an obvious reference to Amber’s problems with drugs and the law that she’s struggled mightily to overcome. That’s Farrah for you – always keeping it classy. Fortunately, Amber did not deign to respond. Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to see more of Farrah’s being pointlessly mean. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Farrah Abraham: Returning to Teen Mom! Co-Stars Pissed!

Get ready, fans of vagina molds and Sarah Palin-like contempt for the rules of the English language:  Farrah Abraham is coming to back to Teen Mom, and she’s bringing every ounce of her ridiculousness with her! Despite the fact that Farrah said she would never return to Teen Mom , the part-time mother and full-time sex worker seems pretty psyched to be earning a paycheck for something that doesn’t involve taking her clothes off: “There’s going to be lots of excitement from the Teen Mom fans and from MTV’s fan base as well, so I’m excited to be back!” Farrah tells Us Weekly.  Thankfully, the swelling from Farrah’s botched lip injection has subsided, so she’ll be able to continue spewing word-vomit like that for a full season of what MTV has hilariously dubbed Teen Mom OG (for “Original Girls”). We’ll let you fill in your own joke about the other ways in which Farrah uses her lips to make money. As for those rumors that the other girls don’t want Farrah on the cast ? Well, it turns out they’re true: “They know she’s coming back,” says producer Lauren Dolgen. “It did create a little bit of controversy that will play out in the series.” Farrah, of course, maintains that she’s doing another season just for the fun of it, because she’s totally killin’ it without Teen Mom, you guys: “I’m not doing anything differently than I would not do when the cameras are there or not there,” Farrah says. “I don’t know if really benefits me to be on TV, because I was most successful in my career when I was away from Teen Mom. So it if benefits me, that’s randomly benefitting.” Yes, that’s the sort of Farrah-speak we have to look forward to. We can’t wait. In the meantime, you can always watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to relive Ms. Abraham’s most cringeworthy moments … or see below: 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Lisa Rinna Posts Farrah Abraham Lip Injections Pic, Apologizes For "Starting This S–t"

Celebrity gossip purveyors and fans alike saw the now-infamous photo of Farrah Abraham’s botched lip injections on Instagram and recoiled in abject horror. Lisa Rinna was no exception. In fact, she feels responsible. “I apologize for starting this s–t 26 years ago, please forgive me,” Rinna captioned a photo of the terrifying damage done to Abraham’s face in the operation. Is there a way the operation can be fixed? We hope so. Still, the lesson has been learned, albeit the hard way. “Girlfriends don’t say I didn’t warn ya! #BOTCHED California #ER #fixit,” the Teen Mom star said earlier this month, and Rinna is taking this to heart. Having also recently said that Kylie Jenner got lip injections – at least “that’s my feeling – I could be absolutely wrong, but I think so” – Lisa is apologetic. Had it not been for her, this would not be a trend. Or so she claims. A quarter century ago, ” I had my lips injected with silicone … stupid thing to do at 24. I did it with my best girlfriend, so she and I go and we get our lips done.” “Fine. I have it like that for my whole career, right?” “So then cut to a couple of years ago, I have a doctor remove as much as they possibly can ’cause it got to the point where they were yucky.” “You know, they get hard.” “It’s gross. They are now whatever that was after they took out as much of the silicone as they could,” adds The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star. Gross indeed. Fortunately for Farrah, there are plenty of other images of her that would qualify as much more cringe-worthy, as evidenced below … 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Kim Kardashian on Kendall Jenner: I Bought Her F–king Career!!

Kim Kardashian believes she deserves credit for Kendall Jenner’s burgeoning modeling career, at least according to E!’s new Keeping Up With the Kardashians teaser. One sound bite from the Keeping Up With the Kardashians promo , released Monday, shows Kim getting heated when talking about her young half-sister: “I’m not buying her a f–king pair of shoes, I bought her a f–king career!” Oooh, those are fightin’ words right there. But do they have any merit? Anyone who even knows who Kylie and Kendall Jenner are knows they have undoubtedly benefited from their family’s fame, or basically Kim’s fame. Between the family reality show’s notoriety and the countless connections and marketing methods employed by Kim and Kris Jenner, the sky’s the limit. What, if anything, has Kim so bitter about this, as seen in the promo? Watch the scene in question (and plenty more TMI moments) here: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Teaser To her credit, the 19-year-old Kendall Jenner has worked her tail off on the modeling circuit, however, even trying to distance herself from Kim if anything. “Kim was invited to a lot of the shows that I was in,” Kendall recalls. “She called me before and was like, ‘Hey, I was invited to the show, I just wanted to let you know. Do you want me to come?’ And I was like, ‘No.’” “I want to be in high fashion; I want to be taken seriously.” If Kim Kardashian bankrolled or otherwise directly enabled her catwalk-loving sibling to climb her chosen career ladder, it’s not immediately clear how. Perhaps Keeping Up will enlighten us more in that regard. Kendall is not the only one at odds with the Kardashian kash kow. Evidently Kylie thinks Kim’s marriage sucks and says she should STFU about Tyga. Nothing like a little (or a lot of) half-sibling rivalry to keep things interesting when you’re on Season 10 of a reality show … are we right guys?! 37 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken.

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Farrah Abraham: Botched Lip Implant Photo Must Be Seen To Be Believed!

Whoa. Usually when Farrah Abraham shocks us, it’s because she did something like make out with a married man and share a photo of it on Twitter. But this time….this time we actually feel bad for her, because despite Farrah’s insane stripper salary , she apparently decided to go to a cut rate plastic surgeon, and as you can see she’s paying the price in a big way: “Girlfriends don’t say I didn’t warn ya,” Farrah captioned the above pics. “#Botched California #ER #Fixit” Farrah was reportedly trying out a new type of procedure in which the patient receives an implant rather than injections. The upside is that the work doesn’t have to be maintained with costly fillers. The downside is that you may end up looking like Farrah in these pics. Farrah’s had plenty of plastic surgery in the past, and she claims she thoroughly researched the doctor and procedure before going ahead with it.  She says doctors are looking into the possibility that she had an allergic reaction to the implants, and figuring out how to proceed. We’ll refrain from jokes about Farrah needing her lips for her career, or the fact that her plastic body parts are usually sold to male fans on the Internet. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself what Farrah looked like before she got addicted to going under the knife. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Farrah Abraham: Botched Lip Implant Photo Must Be Seen To Be Believed!

Whoa. Usually when Farrah Abraham shocks us, it’s because she did something like make out with a married man and share a photo of it on Twitter. But this time….this time we actually feel bad for her, because despite Farrah’s insane stripper salary , she apparently decided to go to a cut rate plastic surgeon, and as you can see she’s paying the price in a big way: “Girlfriends don’t say I didn’t warn ya,” Farrah captioned the above pics. “#Botched California #ER #Fixit” Farrah was reportedly trying out a new type of procedure in which the patient receives an implant rather than injections. The upside is that the work doesn’t have to be maintained with costly fillers. The downside is that you may end up looking like Farrah in these pics. Farrah’s had plenty of plastic surgery in the past, and she claims she thoroughly researched the doctor and procedure before going ahead with it.  She says doctors are looking into the possibility that she had an allergic reaction to the implants, and figuring out how to proceed. We’ll refrain from jokes about Farrah needing her lips for her career, or the fact that her plastic body parts are usually sold to male fans on the Internet. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself what Farrah looked like before she got addicted to going under the knife. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie: The Transformation Into Kim Kardashian is Nearly Complete!

Kylie Jenner has slowly been morphing into Kim Kardashian before our eyes. The final holdout, her backside, now appears to have completed the transformation. See Exhibit A below, posted to the star’s Instagram account: NOTE: Kylie Jenner is still merely 17 years old. Seventeen. While far from the first teenagers to experiment with self-expression, Kylie and Kendall Jenner (more so the former, of late) seem to do so more each day. The term “inappropriate” seems almost quaint these days. Kylie is upping the ante so fast and so furiously that she’s leaving the web’s collective jaw on the floor. Whether she’s experimenting with preposterous amounts of lip liner (sparking Kylie Jenner plastic surgery rumors galore) or flaunting cleavage, she’s out of control. Actually, she seems very much in control. She knows exactly what she’s doing when she’s posting images like this one, and the goal is not just to titillate Tyga. (Though we’re guessing he doesn’t object too strenuously). Kylie Jenner Lips: SEE THE TRANSFORMATION! 1. Kylie Jenner Then and Now Kylie Jenner now and just a few years ago. She looks a tad different. What we are looking at here is the next Kim Kardashian , or at least a girl who wants nothing more than to achieve the fame and fortune of her half-sister. Like Kim, she has built an enormous fandom online. Like Kim, she enjoys riling up that following, and knows how to be just controversial enough to generate more and more buzz without alienating fans. Like Kim, she is now flaunting some serious badonkadonk up in hurrr. It’s not quite Paper magazine material yet, but remember, Kim was 34 for that shoot. Kylie’s getting started so young with the transition from girl to a global brand / sex tease, just imagine where these antics will take her in the next 17 years. We don’t even want to know where your mind is now. 31 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.

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Farrah Abraham Strip Club Video: The Devil Comes Out to Play, Haunt Our Dreams

Farrah Abraham knows how to work a pole like nobody’s business. We already knew this from her Backdoor Teen Mom days, if you know what we’re saying. Turns out she’s right at home on a gentlemen’s club stage, too. This video from the Palazio Men’s Club in Austin, Texas, shows us what went on there earlier this fall, and let’s just say it gives new meaning to Devil’s Night. NOTE : This video contains some intense strip club footage. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Video Something about this costume just works on Farrah Abraham . Granted, we don’t get to see her thonged booty gyrating or bare boobs bouncing, unlike some of her cohorts, but this does give you a sense of her “career.” Yes, this is her regular gig, and her stripper salary ain’t small. Getting paid to dress up as Satan herself and play with fire sure beats dabbling with businessmen or hawking a mold of one’s vagina … or so we imagine. These options only exist in the world of Farrah Abraham. Bottom line: Her life is intense, and this is a woman who has produced a hard core sex tape and been involved in more scandals than we can even count. No wonder Farrah’s not returning to Teen Mom after all. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. Someday, her daughter Sophia is going to ask about this. All of this. Her list of questions grows longer each day. Is Farrah doing … whatever it is she does in part to provide for her daughter, having no other support system (financial or emotional)? You bet she is. Does that explain some of the decisions she makes and how she frames them? Not exactly. And it’s not getting any less weird or complex anytime soon. This is one slow-moving train wreck we can’t help but watch.

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Farrah Abraham’s Mom Debra Danielsen: Morphing Into Farrah Abraham!

Debra Danielsen, the mother of Farrah Abraham, appears to be pulling a Benjamin Button and aging in reverse, morphing gradually into her daughter. Plastic surgery can do wonders for a woman with such goals … Yes, that is Deb on the left, as you are likely aware if you watch Teen Mom online . What’s more shocking is that it’s also Deb you’re looking at in the center. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, as the saying goes. We’re not just talking genetics, of course, but the fact that Farrah has undergone massive amounts of plastic surgery herself. By the age of 23, no less! Looks like Double-D is making up for lost time. It’s unclear if she’s also getting Double Ds to match her offspring’s, but we would not put it past her at all. We would make some profound commentary about how the example both of these women are setting for their daughters, but it’s all been said before. It would also fall upon deaf ears, to state the obvious. Farrah already believes, or is at least willing to say she believes publicly, that God led her to porn . Just a reminder of the kind of people we’re dealing with. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. Farrah and Debra have butted heads in the past, so it’s unclear what the state of their relationship is these days or how she feels about her mom’s new look. It’s actually been a pretty quiet stretch for Farrah lately. She’s put her Austin mansion up for sale at a king’s ransom, and recently shilled for sex toys while dressed like Elsa, and is filming some sort of Christian horror film. Considering that this is Farrah Abraham ? Standard.

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Farrah Abraham Puts Austin Mansion Up For Sale: She’s Asking HOW MUCH?!

At this point in her career, Farrah Abraham has so many revenue streams she probably couldn’t even give you a ballpark figure on how much she’s worth. Farrah sells sex toys (sometimes while dressed as a Disney character), she’s a  porn sex tape star, and she claims to have authored both erotica and Christian parenting books. Oh, and of course Farrah’s stripper salary topped half a million dollars this year. Needless to say, she’s doing alright for herself, so it’s not surprising that she’s movin’ on up and leaving her humble home behind. And by “humble,” we mean the $750,000 mansion in Austin that Farrah put up for sale last week. Yes, the Teen Mom star is asking 750 grand for her 4 bedroom former model home, claiming she’s more than doubled its value through improvements. Clearly, Ms. Abraham is having a little trouble finding buyers, however, as she’s already dropped her asking price by 30 thousand. There’s no word yet on if Farrah already has a new crib, but she may have some difficulty finding an upscale neighborhood that will be accepting of her lifestyle. In addition to the fact that she’s devoted herself entirely to sex work these days, Farrah is dating Mikey P from VH1’s Dating Naked.  So yeah, rich folks in the suburbs might not be too thrilled by the prospect of living next to people who take off their clothes for a living. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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