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Farrah Abraham & Simon Saran: Engaged?!

Earlier today, we told you about unconfirmed reports that  Farrah Abraham is pregnant with Simon Saran’s baby. We’re always skeptical of rumors that seem to have originated in an Instagram comment thread, and Simon has already revealed in an interview that Farrah’s definitively not knocked up. But if you think that’ll prevent the spread of more wild rumors about her love life, then you don’t know the Internet! Abraham and Saran are currently in Jamaica, where they’re celebrating Farrah’s 26th birthday. Yes, it may seem like Farrah’s been irritating mankind since the advent of television, but in reality, she’s only just now entering her late 20s. Anyway, it seems that last night Simon decided to foot the bill for once, and he treated Farrah to a candlelit dinner on the beach on  Montego Bay. Prior to the meal, Simon set the mood by leading Farrah down a curiously dong-shaped lighted pathway. Fans could be forgiven for the thinking the moment was leading up to a proposal. Farrah Abraham: Dinner in Jamaica In fact, many of them jumped to that conclusion, despite the fact that the clip ended with no such climax. Farrah bought her own engagement ring  almost a year ago, so we guess it’s understandable that fans would be eagerly seeking out hints that Simon is looking to pop the question. Simon didn’t help matters by responding to the rumors with an obnoxiously coy response. “This was just her birthday surprise,” he wrote in response to the comments. And that would’ve been fine, if he hadn’t added a winking smiley face emoji at the end. But if you know Farrah, you know that she’s not the type to hide big news from the public. In fact, she doesn’t hide anything from the public. This is a girl who Snapchats brushing her teeth and openly muses about her daughter’s sex tape . There is absolutely no way that Farrah would get engaged and not immediately take out ads in every major newspaper in America. We’re sure Simon will eventually succumb to the pressure and put Farrah’s own ring on her finger, but it almost certainly didn’t happen in Jamaica last night. Watch Teen Mom online to relive every moment of the ridiculousness that is Simon and Farrah’s relationship. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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The Dude Who Wants the Paul Walker Statue in San Clemente of the DAy

Chad Kroeger……the surfer….from San Clemente California…the home of such important people as Richard Nixon, Anastasia Ashley and Paul Walker…for a while before he died….has campaigned the Southern Orange County city council to erect a Paul Walker statue on their Pier…because of the valuable life lessons he’s learned and we can all learn from Paul Walker…in Fast and the Furious..like bedding his rivals sister….and other ridiculousness. I find the whole thing brilliant, living the American dream from surfing to city council in an hour…dressed like a clown…perfect. I also feel a tie to Paul Walker and think he deserves a statue, the people at Warner Brothers who milk the hell out of him should probably fund it though, seeing as they have erections for him….and his death…which funny enough, killed my linking partnership with TMZ, because I called him a Sex Offender, for dating his Mormon wife when she was 15 or 16…which would warrant a non celebrity being called a sex offender… But TMZ is owned by WB, and so was Paul Walker and Fast and the Furious and as they were writing Paul Walker death stories all week, since it was fed to them by his management because they were both owned by the same people….my link popped up and boom end of an era…. So let’s immortalize that in San Clemente..and give this Chad dude who a TV show or movie of his own…the 90s surfer in 2017…thanks to great San Clemente camera equipment while everyone is too busy surfing to update technology. The post The Dude Who Wants the Paul Walker Statue in San Clemente of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chad Kroeger……the surfer….from San Clemente California…the home of such important people as Richard Nixon, Anastasia Ashley and Paul Walker…for a while before he died….has campaigned the Southern Orange County city council to erect a Paul Walker statue on their Pier…because of the valuable life lessons he’s learned and we can all learn from Paul Walker…in Fast and the Furious..like bedding his rivals sister….and other ridiculousness. I find the whole thing brilliant, living the American dream from surfing to city council in an hour…dressed like a clown…perfect. I also feel a tie to Paul Walker and think he deserves a statue, the people at Warner Brothers who milk the hell out of him should probably fund it though, seeing as they have erections for him….and his death…which funny enough, killed my linking partnership with TMZ, because I called him a Sex Offender, for dating his Mormon wife when she was 15 or 16…which would warrant a non celebrity being called a sex offender… But TMZ is owned by WB, and so was Paul Walker and Fast and the Furious and as they were writing Paul Walker death stories all week, since it was fed to them by his management because they were both owned by the same people….my link popped up and boom end of an era…. So let’s immortalize that in San Clemente..and give this Chad dude who a TV show or movie of his own…the 90s surfer in 2017…thanks to great San Clemente camera equipment while everyone is too busy surfing to update technology. The post The Dude Who Wants the Paul Walker Statue in San Clemente of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hi Hater: Outrage Sparks When Teenage Girls Are Barred From Flight Over Leggings

https://instagram.com/p/BR3YUJhjEwv/?taken-by=united United Airlines Bans Teenage Girls From Flight For Wearing Leggings In many cases dress code policies are sexist, subversive and downright stupid. Such is the case with United Airlines’ protocol and is the reason social media is lighting them on fire with hot takes. According to CBSNews , two teenage girls were barred from boarding their flight when a goodie-two-shoes gate agent chided them over their spandex leggings. This airline employee sounds like one of those fast food employees who ACTUALLY charges you ¢.39 for extra BBQ sauce, she told the girls: “I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.” A United spokesperson, Johnathan Guerin, defended his company’s bulls#!t with this statement: “It’s not that we want our standby travelers to come in wearing a suit and tie or that sort of thing,” he said. “We want people to be comfortable when they travel as long as it’s neat and in good taste for that environment.” The girls were flying on a buddy pass and technically they were supposed to wear some kind of business-casual attire. But anyone who has ever flown on an employee pass knows good-and-damn well that airlines almost NEVER enforce this policy. Besides, who the hell would know who’s using a pass or not?! Shannon Watts, founder of Moms Demand Action organization just happened to witness the incident and started the fire on Twitter. https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/845992819894321153 https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/845993122186211332 https://twitter.com/united/status/845999380024836097 Eventually celebs like Chrissy Teigen and William Shatner were all chiming in on the ridiculousness. We also found this lil’ piece of sad irony. https://twitter.com/united/status/745345548975284224 Flip it to see the rest of the indignant reactions. Image via Instagram/Twitter https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/846066710171926529 https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/846068248244191232?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fwww.cbsnews.com2Fgirls-barred-united-flight-leggings%2F https://twitter.com/NickBolton13/status/846048691777527808?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fwww.cbsnews.com2Fgirls-barred-united-flight-leggings%2F https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/846047856427360260

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Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day

I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know… Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia… I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection.. I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing… The post Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Ridiculousness Continues of the Day

Lady Gaga is the type of ugly loser, who before being an ugly loser was trendy and cool, was hated by her peers and bullied….or more likely was the conformist girl in the shadow of the other girls at her private school but still included in their fun….before deciding she wanted to be the star of the fucking show…because she didn’t realize she was ugly from all the affirmations her mother gave her…leading to a career and fame I assume she craved…leaving her scrambling with celebrity…before being destroyed by celebrity….because eventually her act got boring and silly, and I’m all for silly…when it doesn’t come with millions of dollars and seems like more of cry for attention than an actual attempt to do good…..I mean isn’t the same Lady Gaga who robbed her own charity that she was using as a tax shelter…. She’s a horrible fucking person to look at, listen to…and clearly in personality, morals and values…so I don’t know why I am looking at her nipple..but I am…and I’m sure her Fiance doesn’t care, he’s the tall guy next to her, a male actor who clearly has no ulterior motives in dating a massive popstar…none at all.. She also wore a mesh dress… More pics of the mesh dress HERE The post Lady Gaga’s Ridiculousness Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Yung Joc Is Arrested In Atlanta And Immediately Instagrams ‘Free Joc’

TMZ reports Atlanta rapper Yung Joc was arrested Thursday and held in custody.“The Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta” cast member was originally booked for speeding and…

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Oh, Girl: 16 Gifs For Every Time Stacey Dash Opens Her Mouth

We’re just supremely unable to deal with all of the ridiculousness that has fallen out of Stacey Dash’s mouth for the last couple of years.…

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Farrah Abraham: Returning to Teen Mom! Co-Stars Pissed!

Get ready, fans of vagina molds and Sarah Palin-like contempt for the rules of the English language:  Farrah Abraham is coming to back to Teen Mom, and she’s bringing every ounce of her ridiculousness with her! Despite the fact that Farrah said she would never return to Teen Mom , the part-time mother and full-time sex worker seems pretty psyched to be earning a paycheck for something that doesn’t involve taking her clothes off: “There’s going to be lots of excitement from the Teen Mom fans and from MTV’s fan base as well, so I’m excited to be back!” Farrah tells Us Weekly.  Thankfully, the swelling from Farrah’s botched lip injection has subsided, so she’ll be able to continue spewing word-vomit like that for a full season of what MTV has hilariously dubbed Teen Mom OG (for “Original Girls”). We’ll let you fill in your own joke about the other ways in which Farrah uses her lips to make money. As for those rumors that the other girls don’t want Farrah on the cast ? Well, it turns out they’re true: “They know she’s coming back,” says producer Lauren Dolgen. “It did create a little bit of controversy that will play out in the series.” Farrah, of course, maintains that she’s doing another season just for the fun of it, because she’s totally killin’ it without Teen Mom, you guys: “I’m not doing anything differently than I would not do when the cameras are there or not there,” Farrah says. “I don’t know if really benefits me to be on TV, because I was most successful in my career when I was away from Teen Mom. So it if benefits me, that’s randomly benefitting.” Yes, that’s the sort of Farrah-speak we have to look forward to. We can’t wait. In the meantime, you can always watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to relive Ms. Abraham’s most cringeworthy moments … or see below: 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Kaley Cuoco Pushes Dog Bibs on Instagram, Continues to Have Too Much Time on Her Hands

Hey, did ya hear? Kaley Cuoco loves her dogs ! We assume you’re already aware, because despite the fact that Kaley signed a $90 million contract for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory she’s still just as famous for her Instagram as she is for her acting. And her Instagram is Dog City. Which is cool. Kaley’s an animal lover in general, and she’s done some great work with conservationist organizations, but sometimes she goes a little overboard with her pet love. Take her latest invention, for example: Yup. Dog bibs. “Our idea is sweeping the nation,” Kaley wrote along with hashtags reading, “#SharkTank” and “MillionDollarIdea.” Clearly Kaley is kidding (we hope), so we won’t let the ridiculousness of the dog bibs distract from the larger question which is: Does she really keep her dogs on a vegetarian diet? Is that humane? Hopefully she at least lets them lap up a bowl of gravy now and then so the other pups at the dog park don’t give them the cold shoulder when they show up rockin’ kale breath. Kaley’s husband Ryan Sweeting looks about as thrilled with the menu as the pooch does. We know Kaley’s stirctly veggie but maybe she could take some of that 90 mill and toss a t-bone to the dudes in the house now and then. 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.

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