Alleged Burglar Gets Caught By His Pants On Fence A man attempting to burglarize a school in Tucson , Arizona was caught red handed by the school’s lock smith this week. According to Tucson News Now , a locksmith working on the campus spotted a man trying to get into rooms during the student’s spring break. When the man saw the locksmith he ran and tried to jump back over the school’s spiked fence, but his baggy pants got caught on the spike on top of the gate, leaving him literally caught with his pants down. Witnesses, Jesse Sensibar and Kristin Woodall were passing by and decided to snap a photo of the man with his azz out. The photo has since gone viral on Facebook. Sensibar said he circled back around and thought to help the man get off of the fence, but that’s when he heard Tucson police approaching the scene. The unidentified perpetrator was arrested on site, according to the two witnesses. What an idiot!
https://instagram.com/p/BR3YUJhjEwv/?taken-by=united United Airlines Bans Teenage Girls From Flight For Wearing Leggings In many cases dress code policies are sexist, subversive and downright stupid. Such is the case with United Airlines’ protocol and is the reason social media is lighting them on fire with hot takes. According to CBSNews , two teenage girls were barred from boarding their flight when a goodie-two-shoes gate agent chided them over their spandex leggings. This airline employee sounds like one of those fast food employees who ACTUALLY charges you ¢.39 for extra BBQ sauce, she told the girls: “I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.” A United spokesperson, Johnathan Guerin, defended his company’s bulls#!t with this statement: “It’s not that we want our standby travelers to come in wearing a suit and tie or that sort of thing,” he said. “We want people to be comfortable when they travel as long as it’s neat and in good taste for that environment.” The girls were flying on a buddy pass and technically they were supposed to wear some kind of business-casual attire. But anyone who has ever flown on an employee pass knows good-and-damn well that airlines almost NEVER enforce this policy. Besides, who the hell would know who’s using a pass or not?! Shannon Watts, founder of Moms Demand Action organization just happened to witness the incident and started the fire on Twitter. https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/845992819894321153 https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/845993122186211332 https://twitter.com/united/status/845999380024836097 Eventually celebs like Chrissy Teigen and William Shatner were all chiming in on the ridiculousness. We also found this lil’ piece of sad irony. https://twitter.com/united/status/745345548975284224 Flip it to see the rest of the indignant reactions. Image via Instagram/Twitter https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/846066710171926529 https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/846068248244191232?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fwww.cbsnews.com2Fgirls-barred-united-flight-leggings%2F https://twitter.com/NickBolton13/status/846048691777527808?ref_src=twsrc3A2Fwww.cbsnews.com2Fgirls-barred-united-flight-leggings%2F https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/846047856427360260
