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Drunkard Mistakes Cop Shop For Hotel, Checks In

Filed under: Train Wrecks , Wacky & Weird The idiot to the right is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend — he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then tried checking in … thinking it was a hotel.The 25-year-old, Mitchell Deslatte, was booked on DWI … Permalink

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Drunkard Mistakes Cop Shop For Hotel, Checks In

Lampanelli — Joan Rivers Roast Wasn’t Worth It

There’s a reason insult master Lisa Lampanelli didn’t show up to the Comedy Central roast of Joan Rivers this weekend — if she couldn’t be in charge, it wasn’t worth her precious time.A week after Kathy Griffin was announced as the roastmaster for … Permalink

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Lindsay Has Meltdown on Sam’s Stoop

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson had a delightful surprise waiting for her when she got home at 5 in the morning this weekend — a crying, yelling, accusing Lindsay Lohan and her wasteoid mystery friend.LiLo, doing her best Alex Forrest Saturday night, sat on Sam’s … Permalink

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Madonna’s Gruesome Twosome

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Madonna , Hot Bodies After dining with boytoy Jesus Luz in London yesterday, Madonna flashed her grotesquely sexy 50-year-old appendages.Nothing says aging gracefully like an overly worked out pair of monstrously sculpted and bloodcurdling veiny corpse arms. See Also …

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