Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!! I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape… The post Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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