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Kush Chronic-les: Mexican Teenager May Be Deported After She Was Popped Selling Laced Brownies To Buy Prom Dress

Por dios… Teenage Girl Could Be Deported For Selling Weed Brownies At School Via CBS-Sacramento A Yuba City teenager is in danger of being deported after she tried to raise money for a prom dress by selling pot-laced brownies. Saira Munoz wanted to go to prom, but when she didn’t have money for a dress, she became an entrepreneur. “People make mistakes,” said Carlos Robles, a friend of the teen. But this mistake landed the River Valley High School student in handcuffs. Munoz, 18 at the time, decided to put on a school bake sale. There was an extra ingredient in her brownies: marijuana. She hired a fellow student to sell her brownies. She done turned her damn school into “The Carter” Her pot ploy fell apart when a student got sick and needed to be rushed to the hospital by ambulance. “I was hurt, because she got arrested, and nobody wanted to see somebody we cared about go away,” Robles said. Because Munoz hired a fellow student, she was charged with employing a minor to sell marijuana—a felony. Robles went to school with Munoz at River Valley High and remains friends with her. “She was just a very positive person,” he said. “I just don’t like the turnout of this,” he said. A judge sentenced her to four years probation on Monday and nine days in jail with credit for time served. Sounds like a reasonable punishment, but it actually gets worse Munoz also learned during her sentencing that she could be heading back home to Mexico. She came to the United States with temporary permission in 2000. After the Sutter County Probation Department called the feds about her conviction, she could now be deported. “No, there’s people that deserve to be deported, and she just wasn’t one of them,” Robles said. “There’s people that do way worse.” We get that she must have really wanted to go to prom, but she could have sold something legal to make money, lacing the brownies with that green yahmean just wasn’t real smart.

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Bugs Are Bad M’kay: Teens Are Now Smoking Bed Bugs To Get High [Video]

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 19-Year-Old Birthday Girl And 2 Friends Drown In NYC Car Accident

Incredibly sad story on the other side Teen And Friends Drown In NYC After Car Crashes Into Creek Via NYDailyNews Four friends on their way home from a birthday celebration nearby were killed late Friday night when the car they were riding in careened through a 3-foot high chain-link fence and rolled over into a Queens creek, police officials said. The driver, a 20-year-old man, managed to get out of the car, swim to shore and call 911, officials said. The driver placed the call at around 10:36 p.m., and rescue workers first arrived roughly six minutes later, officials said. He was seen at the end of the road flagging down rescue workers as they arrived, police sources said. Sixty-five firefighters responded to the scene off 19th Ave. near 37th St. in Astoria, along with divers from both the FDNY and the NYPD. But it was too late. Two men and two women were pulled out of the murky Steinway Creek, across from Rikers Island, after being trapped in the automobile, submerged in up to 10 feet of water, for more than a half hour. The first body was pulled out at 11:10 p.m., the last about five or six minutes later, a law enforcement source said. Wonder how the driver made it out and the others didn’t? There are no dead-end signs at the end of 19th Ave. that would have warned the driver, officials said. The group was celebrating one of the female passenger’s 19th birthday nearby, law enforcement sources said. It was not immediately clear which woman’s birthday the group was celebrating. The driver — part of his face covered by a bandage — spoke to investigators from the back of an ambulance before he was taken to Elmhurst Hospital, officials said. He was being treated for hypothermia at Elmhurst Hospital early Saturday. The cause of the accident was still under investigation as of Saturday morning. The driver was not drunk, police sources said, but speed was a factor. We can’t imagine anything more tragic than losing your life on the day you were born, especially in such a freak accident. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families. Image via Facebook Continue reading →

Wait, What? 9-Month-Old Baby Boy Charged With Attempted Murder & Threatening Police

9-Month-Old Boy Charged With Attempted Murder via Fox News A nine-month-old Pakistani boy sat on his father’s lap, sucking on a bottle during a court appearance where he and at least 30 others were charged with attempted murder. Little Muhammad Mosa Khan was also charged with threatening police and interfering in state affairs at a Pakistan court Thursday. Khan and others in the group were booked following a police raid to catch suspected gas thieves in the city of Lahore, The Times of India reported. Police say the suspects tried to kill security officers by throwing stones at them. But Khan’s father, Ahmed—who is also accused– says the crowd was protesting an electricity shortage. Ahmed claims police created a fake case against him, his son and others in the group and urged authorities to drop the charges. “Our crime is that we had protested against non-availability of electricity in our locality,” Ahmed said. Judge Rafaqat Ali first directed police to record the child’s statement, then when he realized his age, granted him bail and adjourned the case until April 12. The judge could not dismiss the case as it’s not under his jurisdiction. Senior Superintendent of Police Rana Jabbar said there was a misunderstanding that led police to book the minor in the case. The assistant superintendent who filed the charges against the infant has been suspended. As crazy as things get over in Pakistan at times, we’re surprised that this was actually a mistake. Shutterstock

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Cold World: A Gallery Of The FUNNIEST Side-By-Side Photos On The ’Net, Pt. 4

Very few things on the internet are funnier than side-by-sides so we’re back with even more. Hit the jump for more of the funniest side-by-side photos on the ‘net . Continue reading →

#PoorMichelle: Twitter DRAGS Destiny’s Child Third-Wheel Michelle Williams…Again

Michelle Williams will always be the Black jelly bean of Destiny’s Child who folks absolutely LOVE to slander because, well, why NOT? Hit the jump for the funniest #PoorMichelle tweets and slander. Continue reading →

WTF: California Woman Declared Dead But Wakes Up In A Mortuary Freezer Then Freezes To Death

WTF?!? Woman Declared Dead But Wakes Up In A Mortuary Then Freezes To Death The family of a woman who may have been prematurely declared dead , awoke in the hospital’s freezer and struggled before ultimately freezing to death can go forward with a lawsuit against the hospital, an appellate court has ruled. Via LA Times reports: Maria de Jesus Arroyo, 80, was pronounced dead in July 2010 at White Memorial Medical Center in Boyle Heights after suffering a heart attack. When morticians received her body a few days later, they found her body facedown, with her nose broken and cuts and bruises to her face, injuries so severe they could not be covered up by make-up, according to court papers. Arroyo’s husband and eight children initially sued the hospital alleging the body had been mishandled after her death. But during litigation, a pathologist who reviewed Arroyo’s injuries concluded the injuries most likely occurred while she was still alive – that she had been “frozen alive,” “eventually woke up” and “damaged her face and turned herself face down as she struggled unsuccessfully to escape her frozen tomb,” according court records. The family’s attorney, Scott Schutzman, withdrew the mishandling lawsuit and refiled a second case in May 2012 alleging the hospital had mistakenly declared her dead and frozen her while she was still living. A Los Angeles trial judge threw out that lawsuit, siding with the hospital’s attorneys that the second suit was filed too late, beyond the one-year statute of limitations after the family discovered Arroyo’s injuries. The hospital has not addressed the allegation that Arroyo was prematurely declared dead, according to court records. The 2nd District Court of Appeal on Wednesday overturned the trial judge and revived the medical malpractice suit, finding that the family could not have known Arroyo may have been prematurely declared deceased and frozen alive until the pathologist gave his expert opinion, in December 2011. “Plaintiffs had absolutely no reason to suspect that the decedent was alive rather than dead when placed in the Hospital morgue and when the disfiguring injuries occurred,” the appellate justices wrote in their opinion. Since it is not acceptable to put those responsible in a body bag and freeze them to death, monetary compensation is the only remedy available.

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Pedo Files: Psycho Nazi Indiana Pervert Sentenced 187 Years For Sexing 6 Drunken Underaged Teens!

Good riddance. We’re glad the judge didn’t take it light on him. Indiana Pedophile Sentenced 187 Years For Sex With Teenage Girls Via ABCLocal A northeastern Indiana man has been sentenced to 187 years in prison for luring teenage girls into sex acts by throwing alcohol- and drug-fueled parties and giving some tattoos. A DeKalb County judge ordered the sentenced Monday against 31-year-old Jason Schwartz of Butler. A jury convicted Schwartz in early March of 10 felony charges, including child molesting and sexual misconduct with a minor. Authorities say the six girls were 13 to 15 years old when the crimes happened in 2012. The Star of Auburn reports Schwartz didn’t testify during Monday’s hearing, but when Judge Monte Brown called him a predator, Schwartz replied “I’m not.” Several of the girls testified they attended parties Schwartz’s rural home and one girl said she had sex with Schwartz in exchange for a tattoo. Somebody is gonna make this guy their beyotch in the bing. Image via Facebook Continue reading →

Bangerz: Miley Cyrus Says Leaked Freaky Pic Of Her Letting A Fan Smash Her To Smithereens Is Fake!

Did Miley get caught in bed with a fan? Miley Cyrus Denies Leaked Freaky Picture Of Her In Bed Via RadarOnlinw reports: In just the past few months, Miley Cyrus has twerked on a teddy bear, slapped a little person’s butt on stage, spit on her fans, and much much more. But despite her increasingly over-the-top behavior, there’s one thing she insists she didn’t do — sleep with a male groupie. As a photo allegedly taken of the Bangerz Tour star in bed with a fan makes the rounds online, Cyrus’ rep is speaking out exclusively to RadarOnline.com to set the record straight. “It’s not her!” a rep for Cyrus tells Radar of the R-rated pic, seemingly taken in the Snapchat app. Stamped with the phrase “Miley Cyrus F***ers,” the person behind the pic claimed to have taken it after hooking up with Cyrus following her March 20 show in Tampa, Florida. Despite the fact that the woman in the photo has much darker hair than Cyrus – and Cyrus’ upper-ear cartilage piercings are nowhere to be seen, individuals connected to the photo have even tried to sell the photo to unsuspecting news outlets, Radar has learned. Cyrus is hardly the first celeb to be slammed with a fake naked photo scandal: Just a few weeks ago, an individual leaked fake shots of a woman bearing a striking resemblance to Emma Stone. Meanwhile, the Bangerz tour continues to roll on, with upcoming dates in Boston on April 3, New Jersey on April 3, and New York City on April 5. Well if it is not her that is a pretty good body double. Also they say her hair is not that color. Well she may have dyed her hair but she is naturally a brunette not a blonde. So if she hadn’t had her hair done prior to that picture then the possibility exists it is her.

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Random Ridiculousness: Las Vegas Entrepreneur Offers Freaky “Love Cloud” Flights For Mile-High Club Wannabes!

Up, up to the sky… Love Cloud Flights Allow People To Join Mile-High Club Privately Via HuffingtonPost If you’ve ever wanted to join the mile-high club but don’t want to risk getting caught, a Las Vegas entrepreneur is ready to make your X-rated dreams comes true. Love Cloud is a new service offering flights over Sin City for couples looking to engage in a little sin of their own — but company founder Andy Johnson says it’s about so much more than sex. “I want it to be romantic,” he told Las Vegas Weekly. “One of those bucket-list things that you did that you will never forget for the rest of your life.” The aircraft is a Cessna 421 dubbed the “Golden Eagle” that normally seats six but has been modified to include a custom-made foam mattress with a Liberator Heart Wedge and Decor Whirl bolster (these are basically sex pillows). How do they handle privacy, lady leakage, and man milk you ask? Well… “After every flight, Love Cloud has a cleaning service that cleans every part of the aircraft with specific cleaning products to kill any and all germs,” Johnson, 32, told KLAS-TV, adding that sheets, pillowcases and towels are all changed. The plane also packs a sound and light system as well as a curtained door that separates you from the pilot, who will be wearing a noise-canceling headset to drown out any mile-high moans. Just a lil FYI before you get all “invigorated” Before you board the Love Cloud, however, there is one caveat: Johnson pleaded guilty to reckless operation of an aircraft and served 20 days in jail due to a 2012 incident around a Virginia-based flight school he once owned. In any case, he says he won’t be flying the plane; he’ll be running his mile-high operation from the ground. Flights start at $799 for 40 minutes with routes over the Vegas Strip, Red Rock Canyon, Hoover Dam and Lake Mead. Sound like your kind of party? Flip it to see a few other flicks of this provocative new way to “come and go” Images via Facebook

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