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Your Latest Stereotypical Negro Meme: Quarter-Sized Hail & Kabooyow! [Video]

There is a theory that a news station will pass on an articulate Black person’s commentary in favor of a outlandishly stereotypical take on the matter at hand. Here is the latest example of the latter thanks to a local Texas news station, an over the top Black woman named Michelle Clark and a potential catch phrase… Continue

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Guess This Surrogate-Born Preciousness: Who Is My Gay Single Daddy??? [Photos]

Wow! THIS guy has a kid ?! Who’s the mo-, er…dad??? Perez Hilton Shares The First Photos Of His New Son Via HuffingtonPost Weeks after announcing he’d become a first-time dad, Perez Hilton is formally introducing his son, Mario Armando Lavandeira III. The celebrity blogger, multimedia entrepreneur and actor, who will turn 35 on March 23, spoke at length to The Los Angeles Times about his decision to become a single father. “I knew it was going to happen this way because boyfriends and husbands may come and go, but kids are forever,” Perez, who says he has had one serious relationship in the past five years, told the publication. “I didn’t want to keep waiting.” Prior to his big revelation in February, Perez says only his mother, sister, lawyer and business manager knew that he’d found an egg donor and a surrogate in 2012. Mario Armando Lavandeira III was born on Feb. 16, exactly one month ahead of his March 16 due date. We hope the young boy is healthy, wealthy and wise despite is crazy azz daddy. Hit the flip side to see more precious pics from pint-sized Perez. Images via Perez Hilton

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Wait, What? Republican Lawmaker Says He Doesn’t Support Gay Marriage Because He Doesn’t Want To Marry A Man

“I’m not  gay and I make the laws. So you shouldn’t be gay either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Republican Lawmaker Says Opposes Gay Marriage Because He’s Not Gay GOP Goon Saxy Chambliss has joined in with the Republican meat head motor-mouth bandwagon that manages to spew ridiculousness at every turn. Today’s topic? Gay marriage. via Think Progress Since Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) announced his support for marriage equality last week, other Republican lawmakers have been asked to clarify their own positions on same-sex marriage. Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-KS) and House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), for example, both explained that they would still oppose marriage equality even if they had children who came out as gay. But Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) offered Politico a different explanation: Chambliss: I’m not gay. So I’m not going to marry one. Though context is lacking, his conflation of the adjective “gay” and noun “one” is offensive on its face (i.e. he’s not going to marry “a gay.”) But Chambliss’s comment reflects a common sentiment among Republicans who oppose policies that don’t apply to them — particularly any with specific protections for minorities. So, he’s basically not in favor of marriage equality because the people who are looking to get married are not “like him.” Oh.

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Have Mercy: Dumbazz Couple Flees Scene After Smashing Brand New $220,000 Lamborghini Murcielago Into A Wall!

The driver was so thirsty… Couple Flees Scene After Crashing $220,000 Lamborghini Murcielago People have been treating their Lambo’s very badly lately … Via NYDailyNews They just couldn’t wait to get their baby home. But a couple high from splashing out $220,000 on a Lamborghini soon came crashing down to earth – when they smashed the supercar into a wall within hours of its purchase. Cops found the car – with huge dents in its front-end and rear driver’s side – abandoned on the side of a road in La Jolla, California, Monday night. Documents inside revealed the 2008 Lamborghini Murcielago had only been bought hours before from a dealership in Newport Beach, Orange County. A man and woman were reportedly seen fleeing the scene, adds LaJollaLight.com. Witnesses said they saw the vehicle speeding on Interstate 5, before it flew off the La Jolla Village Drive exit and crashed into a wall. Police said there was no indication that the car had been stolen, but that they have not yet located its owners, and so it had been impounded. You should probably learn how to drive it before you spend $220k on it. Just a thought. Peep more pics of the expensive wreckage below. Image via KNSD Read more:

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Shady Business: Neiman Marcus Faces Federal Charges For Selling Real Animal Fur As “Faux Fur”

People are doing ANYTHING to keep PETA off their a$$ nowadays… Neiman Marcus Violates Federal Law With Fake Faux Fur Sales Via CBSNews : The Federal Trade Commission says that a trio of retailers, including Neiman Marcus, have agreed to settle charges that they falsely claimed certain products were made of “faux” fur, when they actually contained real fur. In addition to the upscale department store operator, the retailers include DrJays.com Inc. and Eminent Inc., doing business as Revolve Clothing. The FTC says the companies also violated federal laws by not naming the animal that the fur came from. The FTC also charged that The Neiman Marcus Group Inc. falsely claimed that a rabbit fur product had mink fur, and failed to disclose the fur country of origin for three fur products. Under the proposed settlement, the retailers would be prohibited from violating the laws for 20 years. According to the FTC, Neiman Marcus’s website misrepresented the fur content and failed to disclose the animal name and fur country of origin for three products: a Burberry Outerwear Jacket, a Stuart Weitzman Ballerina Flat shoe, and an Alice + Olivia Kyah Coat. Neiman Marcus also misrepresented the fur content of the shoe in its catalog, at bergdorfgoodman.com, and in ads mailed to consumers. Who are we kidding, Kanye would NEVER buy fake fur. He’d make absolutely sure that when his “mink is draggin’ on the floor” that is was ripped off the back of some poor creature. He’s kind of a perfectionist like that… Image via Splash

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Race Matters: Republican National Committee Plans To Spend $10 Million To Get Black And Latino People To Spread Their “Gospel”

Oh, so they wanna buy us all over again huh? GTFOHWTBS! Republican National Committee Plans To Spend $10 Million To Attract Black And Latin People Via BlackEnterprise The Republican National Committee plans on spending $10 million to send hundreds of party workers to Hispanic, black and Asian communities to promote its brand among voters who overwhelmingly supported Democrats in 2012. Committee chairman Reince Priebus announced that the RNC would be making strategic efforts to help the Republican party’s chances of winning the 2016 election including changes in debate moderators, hiring new staffers, and crowning a nominee earlier to avoid self-inflicted damage within the party. “Mitt Romney was a sitting duck for two months over the summer,” Priebus said of the 2012 Republican nominee. “It will include hundreds of people — paid — across the country, from coast-to-coast, in Hispanic, African American, Asian communities, talking about our party, talking about our brand, talking about what we believe in, going to community events, going to swearing-in ceremonies, being a part of the community on an ongoing basis, paid for by the Republican National Committee, to make the case for our party and our candidates.” Will you be stumping for Republicans in exchange for a couple dollars? Image via AP

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Angry Birds: Omarosa Sues La Toya Jackson For ‘False, Vicious & Defamatory’ Slander After Accusing Her Of Killing Fiancé Michael Clarke Duncan

La Toya threw murderous shade at Omarosa and now she’s about to pay for it! Omarosa Sues La Toya Jackson Via RadarOnline reports: Omarosa Manigault is firing back at LaToya Jackson, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she’s planning to sue her for the “false, vicious and defamatory” comments she made about Omarosa being involved in her fiancé’s death! On the Sunday night episode of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson was fired by Donald Trump and made the nasty comment about Michael Clarke Duncan’s tragic heart attack and death. “She’s a conniving, scheming, cut-throat, probably pulled the cord on Michael Duncan Clarke … and I thought Mr. Trump was falling for that fake cry. Such a lie!” LaToya said after she was fired in the boardroom. “La Toya Jackson’s statement on the March 17, 2013 episode of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice, that the Reverend Omarosa Manigault caused her fiancé Michael Clarke Duncan to die, is false, vicious and defamatory,” Omarosa’s attorney told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive statement Monday. “Rev. Manigault has been heralded as a life saver for her actions on the evening that her fiancé suffered a life-ending heart attack. It is because of her bravery that Mr. Duncan — the love of Rev. Manigault’s life — was able to live for months beyond that tragic night. Mr. Duncan passed away from natural causes. “Ms. Jackson made the statement immediately after having been “fired” off the show, and blames Rev. Manigault for her loss. It is repulsive and of the lowest level of class for Ms. Jackson, who showed herself to be a “sore loser” in making these disgusting statements in the wake of Rev. Manigault’s tragic loss.” Omarosa’s attorney said that they are planning to take action after LaToya’s comments. “As her counsel, we have been directed to pursue these defamatory statements to the fullest extent of the law with La Toya Jackson and any other participating publications or media outlets who repeat or repost these statements.” Do you think Omarosa should sue La Toya??

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Koochie Koochie Koo: Khloe Forced To Judge Kim And Kourtney’s Pineapple P***y-Poppin’ Smell-Off “I’m Not Smelling Kanye’s D**k!”

These beyotches are out of their minds. Khloe Judges Kim And Kourtney’s Pineapple Juice Private Part Smelling Contest Via USMagazine Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian found an unusual and perverse way to entertain themselves during the March 17 episode of E!’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. While staying at London’s famed Dorchester hotel, the trio decided to test Khloe’s theory that drinking pineapple juice “makes everything sweeter” — namely a woman’s genitals. The sisters drank the fruit juice for several days in preparation for their “vagina smell-off.” Kim later questioned her challenger’s motives, telling the camera, “Kourtney seems very competitive about her vagina. I don’t know why Kourtney is challenging me, but she will lose.” “If I’m going to win this I need to get as much pineapple juice as I can,” Kourtney reasoned. “It makes the vag smell good.” Khloe, who had been co-hosting The X Factor in L.A., flew to London to judge her sisters. “Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple p-ssy? Not really,” the 28-year-old admitted. “But we’re sisters. If I can’t smell their p-ssies, what else am I supposed to do?” Kourtney was the first to wipe her genitals with a hand towel for Khloe to sniff. “Mmm, smells like a tropical island,” Khloe quipped. As 32-year-old Kim entered the room, Khloe joked, “I’m not smelling Kanye [West]‘s d-ck!” Khloe then took a whiff of Kim’s towel and laughed, “Oooh! It smells like a flower p-ssy.” After several minutes of deliberation Khloe declared a winner… “Honestly, I will say that Kim’s p***y is the best,” Khloe decided. “She’s the kitty winner.” Kourtney, 33, didn’t seem convinced. “If Kim needs to think she’s won, then fine, I’ll let her think that,” she said, “but we all know whose vagina is the sweetest of them all.” Seems that we have a discrepancy, anyone want to break the tie? Congrats Kim, guess Kanye chose the right sister. Image via E!

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Lawsuits: Bow Wow Ordered To Pay French Freaky Film Star $80K And He Didn’t Even Chop Her Down!

Pay up! Bow Wow By French Adult Film Star Via TMZ reports: Bow Wow has to cough up nearly $80,000 to a French freaky film star …. for allegedly jacking footage of her dancing and splashing it all over one of his videos without her permission … TMZ has learned. Adult film star Celine Tran — known as “Katsuni” — sued Bow Wow back in July 2012, claiming he stole clips of her pole dancing in a music video for a French band called Electronic Conspiracy and then used a ton of the footage in his music video “Drank in My Cup” … sans permission. Bow Wow didn’t even respond to the lawsuit, so a federal judge ordered him to pony up $79,346.07 (damages + attorneys’ fees) … and stop with the footage STAT. Sad part is … for $80k … he never got to see her naked. Check out the videos. They’re fun. Poor Bow Wow! Hopefully those 106 & Park and non existent YMCMB checks are still coming…

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Baby Mama Drama: Michael Jordan’s Shady Sex Instructor Mistress Demands DNA Test And Says MJ Never Denied Chopping Her Down

Where is Maury ?? Michael Jordan’s Mistress Demands Paternity Test Via TMZ reports: Michael Jordan’s alleged baby mama believes the proof is in the puddin’ … so she wants the former NBA star take a DNA test STAT … to prove he’s the father of her kid. Pamela Smith filed new legal docs this week in her ongoing paternity suit with Jordan asking a judge to force the b-baller to pony up some fluids or hairs … or skin — this after Jordan recently denied fathering her son, Grant Taj Reynolds … born back in 1996. In the docs, Pamela says she KNOWS Jordan’s the dad because they had sex approx. 9 months before Grant’s birth — something she claims Jordan’s NEVER denied — and genetic testing will prove it resulted in the pregnancy. As TMZ previously reported … Jordan filed docs of his own earlier this month, DENYING he’s the baby daddy — and claimed paternity for the teenager was established YEARS ago in a previous case. A judge has yet to rule. Isn’t it interesting that wealthy men only have sex with ladies who NEVER practice birth control?

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