If you were paying attention to Monica’s Twitter feed on Friday, you might have peeped this… Sounds pretty serious, doesn’t it? We can probably guess who you thought she was talking to… because that’s who we thought too. But a scroll through her timeline tells us she was probably not talking to these three R&B singers…
Ahhh boy, here we go! Former Michigan State wide receiver and current Flint Northwestern coach Andre Rison has been indicted by a federal grand jury in a child-support case in Arizona. The indictment accuses the 44-year-old Rison of failing to pay more than $10,000 between August 2008 and last month. A federal court has jurisdiction because Rison now lives in Mt. Morris, near Flint. He has been summoned to appear on Sept. 14 in U.S. District Court in Phoenix. The indictment says the due date for his payments had passed two years ago. The child lived in Arizona at the time the payments were due. No further information on the child was immediately available. Rison played 12 years in the NFL and was a five-time Pro Bowler. He was a member of the Green Bay Packers’ 1996 Super Bowl-winning team. C’mon bruh, take care of your kids! You’re lucky that your baby’s mother is a reasonable woman, ain’t no tellin’ what Left-Eye would’ve done. R.I.P. Lisa… Source
THESE are the kind of classes that got Sallie Mae calling our phone everyday?!?!? With a good number of us up to our ears in debt from student loans, sometimes we wish we would have had a little bit more fun with our course curriculum in college. That being said, some of the classes that we discovered being offered at colleges nowadays are downright silly. Check out some of the classes that can lead you to a “brighter future” on the following pages. Source
We’re all still scratching our heads at Lil Wayne’s performance at the VMAs, but things just got even weirder. The good folks at Complex did some investigating and this is what they found: You all saw what Weezy wore at the VMAs, right? LET’S TALK ABOUT THOSE PANTS. The leopard print jeans were so crazy (and so tight) that it has everyone talking. Not because they’re stylish, but because they’re AWESOMELY HORRIBLE. There’s even a Lil Wayne Jeggings Twitter. Well, we found out what he was wearing and they are WOMEN’S JEGGINGS! WOMEN’S. JEGGINGS. The brand loved by punk rockers everywhere, Tripp NYC, has confirmed on their facebook page that the YMCMB rapper was indeed wearing their pants. You can buy them here for $44. Just make sure to get a very very large size so that you can sag in those tight ass jeans, just like Wayne. Don’t blame us if people laugh at you. Yup. Weezy was rocking chick pants on Sunday. And this is the hottest thing in Hip-Hop? Just kill us now.
Again, this is why our people can’t have anything. In a time when his opponents are looking for any and every reason to criticize him, President Obama ‘s drunk uncle Onyango Obama decided to hand Bill O’Reilly and them another headline and talking point. President Barack Obama’s uncle was stopped on suspicion of drunken driving, told police he planned to arrange bail through the White House and was being held without bail on an immigration detainer, authorities said Monday. Onyango Obama was arrested last week in Framingham, about 20 miles west of Boston, after police said he made a rolling stop through a stop sign and nearly caused a cruiser to strike his sport utility vehicle. Police said that after being booked at the police station, Obama was asked whether he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail. “I think I will call the White House,” he stated, according to a police report filed in Framingham District Court. Police said Obama, who’s originally from Kenya and is the half-brother of the president’s late father, pleaded not guilty Friday and was being held without bail on a detainer from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. In a court document, ICE said he had an earlier deportation or removal order. His immigration status couldn’t immediately be confirmed, but such orders are generally reserved for people living in the country illegally. An immigration detainer, used by ICE to identify people in jail or prison who could be deported, is a request to another law enforcement agency to notify ICE before releasing the person from custody so ICE can arrange to take over custody. And you have immigration issues too, sir? So embarassing. Source
Poor Solange , she almost got roughed up for a little monkeying around! It turns out that weapon that Miami one-time pulled on Tee Tee Solo was actually a knife, not a gun. According to TMZ reports : Cops say Beyonce’s younger sis tried entering Club Cameo in Miami Beach and was denied because she was holding a 5-foot tall, inflatable banana. According to cops, Solange began complaining that she was turned away for racial reasons. Cops say Knowles became unruly with off-duty officers, who took her across the street to try and calm her down. Solange claims that’s when cops pulled a “weapon” on her — we’re told she claimed it was a knife — and threatened to deflate the banana. Miami Beach PD Internal Affairs must investigate all such complaints, so they’re getting in touch with her. SMH… Fizzuck the police! We’re just glad Solo and her banana were unharmed.
What. THE. Fidduck?!?! Austrian Gottfried Wagner is accused of keeping his own daughters captive and raping them for 41-years, and now RadarOnline.com has horrifying new details of the lair where he allegedly committed his torture. The police charge that Wagner’s daughters Christine, 53 and Erika, 45 were forced to live in squalor amid farming implements, oil drums and cement sacks while their own father lived in luxury in the rest of the house which he kept pristine. The women – who are now mentally ill after the years of alleged abuse – had to use a commode in the middle of the room and slept on a wooden shelf instead of a bed, according to The Express newspaper of Great Britain and Germany’s Bild. While police are grilling the 80-year-old over the sickening abuse which spanned 15,000 days and nights, more details are being uncovered. The women have told the police that they and their mother, Berta – who died in 2008 – were all victims of Wagner who they say beat them with a stick and poked them with a pitchfork. Go to Hell. Straight to Hell, do not pass ‘GO’, do not collect $200 Read more at RadarOnline
The ratings for this season should be through the roof behind this one. According to TMZ Reports : TMZ has learned … Chaz Bono will be hitting the hardwood on the new season of “Dancing with the Stars.” Multiple sources connected with the show tell us … Chaz has signed on and will be partnered with a female professional. Makes sense, because Chaz is legally a man … baby. LOL @ “…because Chaz is legally a man…baby” Will you be watching?
*Sigh* According to TMZ reports : X — who was allegedly going 102 mph in a 65 zone — tells TMZ, “I was going 85 miles per hour … I know for a fact I didn’t go more than 90.” X adds, “I’m used to driving fast, I’m a New Yorker … but I constantly look at the speedometer when I’m driving … I need to make sure I don’t drive too fast.” The rapper says he knows he was technically speeding, but he feels the cops abused their authority by putting him behind bars … even though his rap sheet takes longer to read than “War and Peace.” “I plan on suing … and I plan on suing for harassment,” DMX says … adding, “I’m in discussions with multiple lawyers who are not afraid to go against the system in helping me clear my name because I have been harassed.” Dog, at this point in life there is very litte that you can do to “clear your name”. All those lawyers want to do is make a couple dollars off of your simple a$$, just go home and get your life together.