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Kate Upton Fat for CR Fashion Book Fall of the Day

Kate Upton is doing some fairy tale fantasy fetish shit for CR Fashion magazine, all Little Bo Peepin’ it up in some bloomers and huge titties….and I know what you are thinking, that this bitch is hardly what the media is making her out to be, sure she’s got fat sloppy tits at the tender age of 19, but her face is rugged and retarded looking, but more importantly, her body is boxy, and struggling to not catch up to her big old titties….because you are a hater and a bad person….just jealous of all she’s done in this short time…and no I’m not talking about her eating…. I think she looks lovely, delicate and very fit….because girls need to love their bodies…no matter how diabetic they are…..even after the amputations and motorized scooter assisted living….she’ll still have her tits…it’s just God’s plan for us.

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Kate Upton Fat for CR Fashion Book Fall of the Day

Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Natalie Portman brought her mom body out in a bikini and I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth, especially in their panties, from all the pushing and prodding and passing of a creepy living thing out of their glorious vaginas, while ravaging not only gentials, but stomach….making a girl never quite the same….even if she tries to bounce back….because she comes with annoying as fuck baggage and no matter how many kegels she does…that shit just doesn’t disappear…..but what does disappear is the boner of their husbands as they move onto younger more fertile versions of the woman they married who has become a shell of her former self….a shell that in Natalie Portman’s case has a lot of money to finance a lot of fun….that makes her shitty mom body almost respectable….especially to her fan base that are geeks and star wars nerds who love her even when she was an action figure they’ve shoved up their ass….while jerking off….true story…. But I think she looks lovely….because I see beauty in everything….especially procreation. It is god’s plan for us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day