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Ariana Grande & Mac Miller: Dating?!

It’s been over a year since  Ariana Grande licked a donut and weirdly ignited a national scandal. But while the White House has been unable to forgive Grande ( seriously ), one semi-well-known rapper has not only moved on, he’s prepared to play the role of the donut: Yes, sources say Ariana and Mac Miller are an item these days. In fact, the couple, who had previously described their relationship as a “just friends” sort of thing, were reportedly spotted making out at a sushi joint in Encino last night. Sources say at one point, Grande began lying in Mac’s lap, which would jibe with her M.O. as someone who enjoys being carried like a baby for some reason. We’re sure the other diners were highly appreciative of the constant PDA. Anyway, Ari and Mac reportedly met while collaborating on her single “The Way”: Ariana Grande: “The Way” feat. Mac Miller For their next project, they’ve decided to see how many Encino restaurant patrons they can get to vomit up their California rolls in their laps. We kid, of course. We’re sure these two were totes adorbs or whatever, but they officially suck at keeping things on the down-low. Last we heard from either of them on the subject, Mac was dismissing the dating rumors and referring to Ariana as his “homey.” Note to couples attempting to pass yourself off as just friends: Public makeout sessions probably aren’t the best idea if you’re trying to give a “platonic” impression. Not that anyone really believed Ariana and Mac weren’t banging. Grande dated Big Sean for several months last year. They called it quits after Sean rapped about Ariana’s “billion dollar p-ssy” in a song. Apparently, she wasn’t crazy about folks hearing about her genitals on the radio. Who would’ve guessed? So yeah, just remember not to do that, and you should be just fine, Mac. Hopefully that went without saying. Anyway, good luck, you crazy kids! Just stop making people watch you swap spit while they’re trying to slurp down some sake. That stuff is expensive, yo. View Slideshow: 9 Hottest Ariana Grande GIFs From the “Focus” Music Video

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Ariana Grande & Mac Miller: Dating?!

Gisele and Camila Alves in the Hottest Postnatal Workout Group of the Day

Where I am from, the only postnatal workout group a bitch joins is when they get hired for a gangbang party for businessmen in town for a conference….but sometimes when I am in the part I see some ghetto bitches walking around in circles with their kids smoking cigarettes who I always assume met at some halfway house for battered new mothers on welfare….and then there’s the rich part of town’s public pool where at 10 am daily the spic pussy comes in for mommy/baby swimming classes, only they aren’t the babies, they are just busy carrying the babies around while the white women head to their postnatal workout class…but I guess things worked out differently for these whores….because they are rich and Hollywood and the only bed making they do is getting knocked up by white dudes….living the American dream… I’m not convinced Gisele is a real woman or if she had a real baby, but I like her ass regardless….and Camila Alves is just bonus. Pics via Fame

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Gisele and Camila Alves in the Hottest Postnatal Workout Group of the Day

Obama’s Kanye Judgment Caught on Tape

Well, this is just fine: some patriotic jester has leaked TMZ an audio clip of Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass.” America needs to listen to this tape and know the truth: Our president is a totally normal dude. While the White House maybe would not have chosen to leak this audio ( or would they ?), the only people who’ll be able to hate on Obama for this tape will be Glenn Beck, and…Glenn Beck. Obama’s agreeing with the Republican position here! As he has in the past! Rappers need to stop acting like jerks! The rest of the tape is just him shooting the shit with the press corps, which also serves him well by fostering the common man’s daydream of maybe hanging out with the prez one day

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Obama’s Kanye Judgment Caught on Tape