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Paris Hilton Panty Flash of the Day

I thought I would never say this, but thank God for the Panties…. I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s vagina in a variety of ways over the years. From sex tape, to short skirts and no panties while getting out of low cars for the paparazzi, because she’s just the kind of people who wants to show people her panty meat. But I guess she’s either grown up, matured and realized it’s ok to wear panties, you can flash them just as easy and the blogs will still post them. That or she’s’ in the midst of a herpes outbreak and dripping all over the place all blistered up and the panties are being used as a shield for her to not humiliate herself and/or to hold in the topical ointment in place.. Here are some pics of her posing in her bikini….for herself…because she’s the only one who cares, I mean her and the guy gold digging her hard enough to be the next K-Fed, hotel stays around the world for free and a billionaire lifestyle, make a bitch more tolerable…. For the record, I don’t hate her as much as I used to. I think she’s a lovely delicate flower sent from hell.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for my Friend Chris Heads of the Day

I have been friends with a very solid photographer named CHRIS HEADS since what feels like the 90s, but was probably back in 2006 on Myspace… He has since deleted me from his social media, so apparently we aren’t friends, which would explain why he hasn’t shot anything for DrunkenStepfather.com exclusively, but what he doesn’t know, is any picture of Emily Ratajkowski is for me, because I love her, and print them off, and wallpaper my one room basement apartment in them, so that I am in a room full of Emily, something that is as consuming as the real thing as I can get while plotting our flash mob proposal, and first wedding dance, just as soon as she responds to all the love letters I’ve been sending her, seal with my semen… What we can learn from this shoot is that Smoking is bad…but Emily Ratatatatatatakowski is so good.

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Jennifer Lawrence on Set, In a Thong, In Montreal of the Day

I am the worst celebrity blogger, not only am I not recognized by the mainstream media as a celebrity blogger, but I am also located in Canada, so far away from the celebrities, until today, when I found out that Jennifer Lawrence has been in town filming X-Men, and has probably been in town the last 3 months filming X-Men, and I haven’t had the slightest idea since I don’t leave my house, when you’d think this would be a huge deal for a dude from canada with a celebrity blog. Like I’d be out there walking the streets looking for her, calling her name, hoping to bump into her….because it’s not a very big city…but I don’t leave my house for anything but TEEN MOM FARRAH . That’s gotta change, but why bother, when the paparazzi are snapping off fucking peeping tom thong shots of her…I can just watch from the comfort of my own soiled matters, mouldy, basement of hell. There’s less chance of being arrested this way, cuz you know Jennifer Lawrence isn’t down with this Jesus in ways that would involve her willingly letting me singing her love songs and holding her hand and gazing in her eyes as we plan our future. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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