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Elsa Pataky Weird Pregnant Belly Button Photoshoot of the Day

Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird. Either way, oh so clever…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elsa Pataky Weird Pregnant Belly Button Photoshoot of the Day

In Honor of Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday,’ 5 Dubious Sensations Who Deserve Biopics

No, “Kicking in the front seat / sitting in the back seat” is not a Gwendolyn Brooks couplet about Rosa Parks; it’s a key line in YouTube sensation Rebecca Black’s video ” Friday ,” which is being “hailed” as the worst song ever. Honestly? It’s not that bad. A little doltish and Auto-Tuned, but nothing that another wretched spin of “Boom Boom Pow” couldn’t make you forget. Rebecca Black’s meteoric rise (about 20 million views, so far) makes us reflect upon other questionable phenomena in pop history, the kinds whose stories still haven’t been told on the big screen. Here are five we’d like to revisit.

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In Honor of Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday,’ 5 Dubious Sensations Who Deserve Biopics