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Taylor Swift Is The Hottest

So Maxim just released their Hot List for 2015, and as you can see, they went with Taylor Swift at #1. And don’t get me wrong, I like Taylor as much as the next leg-obsessed pervert, but still, when I think of the hottest woman in the world, I think of someone like Xenia Deli or Julia Pereira or last year’s #1 Candice Swanepoel . I just think there’s more Taylor should have to do before she gets to the top spot, like giving us more than one bikini picture . Or having a high-profile fling with a certain blogger. It’s all about paying your dues. Continue reading

Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 5, 2015 at 3:55am PST People are so repetitive, so obvious…it’s like we get it Izabel Goulart, you work out…you show off, skinny bitch, showing the world how fit and strong you are because you make over 1,000,000 dollars a year being skinny and fit, and if you weren’t skinny and fit, no one would give a fuck about you… We get it Izabel Goulart, you are trying to give meaning to your vapid, superficial existence. Your contribution to the world is to tell other girls they aren’t fat and strong enough. It is done in a form of “trying to show people workout moves”…but in the 15 second video Instagram allows, just comes across as bragging…”Look at what I can do because I have nothing to do all day when I am not working, so I might as well work out so that I feel like I matter”…. And it’s pretty amazing… I am sure more dudes jerk off to these videos, that people who get inspired to get fit or to try her moves at home…because the world is filled with perverts who jerk off to social media. That’s 90 percent of the reason why it works. The post Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster in a River of the Day

I call any girl who doesn’t look like an actual model a hipster model. It is interchangeable with Instragram model, but with less followers, because the photoshoots they put together are more on a school project, doing it for practice, pretending it is art kick, than for an actual brand or campaign. It is like the soul purpose of these shoots is for Instagram and Tumblr, and it amazes me how obnoxious people are when peddling these out there with the “Shoot today, shooting today”…it’s like no you aren’t, your friend is taking pics of you for instagram because you have nothing better to do with your time thanks to your fucking trust fund…. The good thing is, a lot of these girls get that the key for their self produced shoots to go anywhere is getting naked or half naked…because it’s edgy and art…right.. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the future, real models and actors don’t matter…motherfucker..it is all about you.. Her name is Heather…you can follow her on INSTAGRAM …I suggest telling her you want to be her manager…or agent…you’ll probably get a blowjob out of it…and we all like blowjobs….especially from aspiring models. The post Hipster in a River of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day

Xenia Deli is a model that consistently reminds me of a roast beef sandwich pussy…for obvious reasons…her name is fucking Deli..which I guess also reminds me of old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt after a lunch meeting…and what it comes down to, when you look like Xenia, her name doesn’t matter, and even if it was a name she got for having a meaty pussy, I would be still down in eating it, or having it smother me and rock back and forth on my face..dripping off my chin and onto my shirt…because pussy is created equally…and I love all pussy…even the gross ones…not so much the infected ones, but in my old age I’ve realized…a slit, or a mangled fleshy mess…is still a fucking pussy and when it comes to fucking pussy…its all fucking great… Here she is in Calvins. The post Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli Does Calvin Klein Good

I guess we’re no longer the only ones who know that Xenia Deli is hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. Because after this shoot she did for Calvin Klein, it looks like the secret is officially out. And listen, I’m more than happy to share, as long as it means we’ll be getting more photoshoots like this from Xenia in the future. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m about to pass out from too much blood rushing to my pants region all at once. Yow. Continue reading

Xenia Deli Is Still The Hottest Woman On The Planet

Because I’ll never get tired of finding new excuses to post pictures of Xenia Deli in lingerie (and I’m pretty sure you guys will never get tired of looking at them), here’s the latest photoshoot from the hottest woman on the planet. And speaking of tired, I don’t even think I’m going to need to take my afternoon nap today. I can’t speak for you guys, but these pictures are hot enough to keep me going all day. Enjoy.

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Xenia Deli Is The Hottest Thing Ever!

I know that this is way more clothing than we’re used to seeing Xenia Deli in, but this spread in the January issue of Vogue Russia just proves what I’ve always said: that the world’s hottest model would be an instant pants fire no matter what she’s wearing. So OK, now that the point’s been made, can we get back to the lingerie and bikini shoots , please?

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of Nov. 10th

Naked News beauty Isabella Rossini is here to expose all of the latest Hollywood gossip, and herself, on the latest edition of Hollywood Xposed ! Isabella covers a wide array of topics this week, including the release of The Sopranos: The Complete Series on Blu-ray and Michelle Monaghan ‘s latest nude scene in the intense drama Fort Bliss !

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Xenia Deli Is My Favorite

Here’s one of my favorite models and the hottest woman on the planet Xenia Deli back with another pants-melting bikini photoshoot again today. And don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining about seeing more of Xenia, but if she keeps this up, I’m going to burn through my entire collection of sweatpants by the end of the week — all two of them. Oh well. It’s still totally worth it if you ask me. » view all 11 photos

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Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.

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