It’s been almost a year since Ted hit theaters, introducing the world to the most vulgar talking Teddy Bear its ever seen, besides Don Rickles (that’s a talking bear, right?). Now, you can own your own vulgar talking bear to, you know, bust out at parties or bars or baby namings or whatever. The doll, sitting at 8 inches tall, says five of your favorite Ted quotes , including the Thunder Buddies song. It’s billed as “More vulgar, but less scary than Teddy Ruxbin,” and “Not quite as cute as the Snuggle bear.” The Ted plush is available for purchase for only $14.99. Me, I’m holding out for a life-size, fully functional Kung-Fu Panda.
