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Miley Cyrus and her Inappropriate Christmas Shorts of the Day

As an adult male, I get a lot of slack for sexualizing these 17 year old girls, even though we’re genetically programmed to want young and fertile pussy, the law works against us, at least in the USA because in Canada we can do whatever the fuck we want as long as it is consensual, and in my case consensual involves a whole lot of booze and downers but that’s got nothing to for with the point of this post…. The point of the post is to say that when a 17 year old dresses like this to events, or everyday or whenever, it is unnatural for a heterosexual man to not notice.

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Miley Cyrus and her Inappropriate Christmas Shorts of the Day

Carrie Underwood in Her Bikini in the Bahamas of the Day

Carrie Underwood landed a free trip to the Bahamas and all she had to do was swim with the Dolphins. It’s like the marketing campaign at the Atlantis, because year after year, I’ve seen second tier celebrities spend weekends at the resort in exchange for some photo shoot with the dolphins and her whale of a friend. In a lot of ways, I wish they were a little more creative about generating buzz about their shit, because I don’t give a fuck about swimming with dolphins, I care about naked fucking girls, and the real easy way to get that hustle under control would be spy cams in her suite

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Carrie Underwood in Her Bikini in the Bahamas of the Day