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Jennifer Tilly’s Fat Tits of the Day

Here is some Jennifer Tilly cuz I appreciated her strategy to play down her fatness by playing up her fat tits… I’m not the kind of guy who goes nuts over tits, when they are associate with a thick fucking body, cuz I figure if a bitch eats enough pie, she’ll get fat tits, too….It’s about as impressive as when a girl gets fake tits…cuz shit’s artificial…not to mention fat tits alway hang shitty, look shitty and usually smell shitty cuz their fat arms can’t reach their assholes to clean them properly…I only like big tits on small frames… But you’re American and as an American you probably think this hag is skinny…. I’m really only posting this cuz I thought this was Jennifer Connelly, who’s tits I actually do like at least better than I like this…Oh well…Next time I’ll try to get my names right.

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Jennifer Tilly’s Fat Tits of the Day

Leighton Meester on the Beach of the Day

I guess this is one step up from sitting in her mother’s jail cell she was born in, learning how to suck dick like a fucking bro at a young age on a bed post, because her mother had insight and knew that a girl who can suck dick can go places…places like Hollywood via a Fetish porn career that got her used to the camera before meeting a big exec who happened to have that fetish and spot acting talent that got her where she is today….and unfortunately where she is today is in a fucking one-piece like a new mother hiding her stretch marked belly…not that I think Leighton Meester is hot, but I like whores and since whoring was her strategy to get where she got thanks to her mother’s criminal influence and insight, I guess that makes her hot by default, even when she’s acting like she isn’t some trashy whore who was born in a jail cell that sucked her dick to the fucking top…. BONUS – The Girls Watching Her in Their Bikinis….Cuz Every Girl Deserves a Chance to Appear on this Site… Pics via Bauer

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Leighton Meester on the Beach of the Day

Miley Cyrus and her Inappropriate Christmas Shorts of the Day

As an adult male, I get a lot of slack for sexualizing these 17 year old girls, even though we’re genetically programmed to want young and fertile pussy, the law works against us, at least in the USA because in Canada we can do whatever the fuck we want as long as it is consensual, and in my case consensual involves a whole lot of booze and downers but that’s got nothing to for with the point of this post…. The point of the post is to say that when a 17 year old dresses like this to events, or everyday or whenever, it is unnatural for a heterosexual man to not notice.

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Carrie Underwood in Her Bikini in the Bahamas of the Day

Carrie Underwood landed a free trip to the Bahamas and all she had to do was swim with the Dolphins. It’s like the marketing campaign at the Atlantis, because year after year, I’ve seen second tier celebrities spend weekends at the resort in exchange for some photo shoot with the dolphins and her whale of a friend. In a lot of ways, I wish they were a little more creative about generating buzz about their shit, because I don’t give a fuck about swimming with dolphins, I care about naked fucking girls, and the real easy way to get that hustle under control would be spy cams in her suite

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Carrie Underwood in Her Bikini in the Bahamas of the Day

This Bitch Sophie Turner is Everywhere of the Day

Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn. The kind of pussy that doesn’t smell because it gets scrubbed down multiple times a day, but that looks like some kind of fleshy mound of decomposing flesh because unlike its smell, has been used and abused enough to kill the fucking thing and turn it sloppy and grey… For some reason, she’s been getting on all the sites lately

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This Bitch Sophie Turner is Everywhere of the Day