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Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day

When you’re name is Noah Steenbruggen… The silliest name for a hot model to have…because the last name is so long, yet her first name is the name of one of God’s messengers who the Jewish religion is based on, a bearded old man…and his 10 commandements, one of which must be thou shall not get naked on internet for no money but for the sake of getting noticed – even though you’ll pretend it is art… No wait, that was Moses….Noah was the one with the boat to save the animals…I love animals…he’s the only good story religion, which is clearly a farce has to tell…and this Noah carries the tradition…bringing her own flood in the form of hosing her hot body down with water…and the only thing that needs to be ridden into the sunset who floats like a raft…is me…and the only animal that needs saving is my furry little atrophied estrogen filled balls… What I am saying is that if this Noah was the basis of religion…I’d be a believer…because I am a believer in anything going on here…Pics by Alejandro Pereira and they’re good enough for me… The post Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Janel Parrish Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Janel, and no, she’s not a big black stripper…but rather the equivalent of the a stripper because she’s on some show called pretty little liars…which I assume is smutty as fuck in terms of writing, content and production, proven in its success and how all the popular shows are garbage because that’s what the most basic retard understands…and the actors on the garbage are not talented and probably have less skills than an actual stripper… So this one is the token Hawaiian with a booty and she’s in Hawaii proudly showing off her booty…since the rest of her is barrel shaped and no one wants to see that…right..oh yeah…we all do…because they are a chick on TV in a bikini and that shit’s important or more important than the 1000s of chicks on Instagram who post bikini pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Janel Parrish Thickness in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farrah Abraham Buys $100K Benz With Strip Club Ca$h: She’s Baller, Guys Wanna Ball Her

Looks like those reports of Farrah Abraham’s strip club salary were accurate. The reality TV star turned porn actress, wannabe musician, aspiring restaurateur and erotic novel author has added a new notch on her career belt: Farrah is now one of the richest strippers in Austin, and she proved it by purchasing a baller $100,000 Mercedes-Benz with the proceeds from her nude gig. Yes, she is an actual stripper … and possibly an actual prostitute as well. Whether or not Farrah dabbles with businessmen in private has not been concretely established, but she sure as heck has been doing so in public. Abraham began stripping at the Palazio Gentleman’s Club in Austin in July and reportedly signed a contract with the high-end establishment for $544,000. She charges $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes. Ten minutes . When you’re raking in that kind of coin just to give horny men a fleeting glimpse of what they can see for free online, you don’t roll up to the club in a Toyota Corolla. Abraham, not surprisingly, was the most Googled reality star of 2013. Of course, she did not appear on Teen Mom during that calendar year, but did make her porn debut, so that deck was stacked in her favor by all accounts. She also posed for photos such as these. Enough said. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Lindsay Lohan Does A Body Good

I’m not sure what these pictures are all about, I’ve never really understood fashion photography, but they feature Lindsay Lohan gyrating on the floor in a sexy little outfit so I’m keeping them. Really, how often are we going to get to see her moving around on the floor like a stripper? I know, give it time and we’ll see it when she’s an actual stripper, but I can’t wait that long. Anyhow, these are for something called a 6126 Lookbook Fall 2010 . Anyone? Just a heads up guys, if you know what the hell that is you might want to think about how you’re going to come out to your family and friends. Just a thought.