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Kirsten Dunst Sucking Straws of the Day

I used to work as an orderly in an old folks home. The fucker who used to change the diapers, steal their money, and convince other orderlies to have sex with the old people, to see if anyone would believe the old people, or pass it off as crazy, if and when they complained, which was usually after they stopped having sex with them, in retaliation, because old people, like all people, love to fuck… It was one of the least rewarding jobs I lasted 2 weeks at…I would throw up everyday at least once, because of how gross old people can be…their bodies just giving the fuck up on them… These Kirsten Dunst sucking a straw pics…remind me of cleaning up at dinner time…when old Sally shat herself and didn’t realize it as she drank her dinner through a straw… Unlike other girls sucking on straw pics that can tap into personal fetish of “hmmm looks like she’d suck good dick”….this is just vile, seems toothless…sad…and near death…just how you like em. The post Kirsten Dunst Sucking Straws of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day

Taylor Swift is such a slut…she can’t keep her mouth of anything… I wonder if she’s the kind of slut who will fuck anyone, but won’t give them head…or if she’s the kind of slut who will give anyone head, but not fuck them…you know to keep her kill count down. I just know she has been able to mask her rich, entitled, slutty ways into a storyline people actually buy into. Poor Taylor Swift, all she wants is love with these “It-Dudes”…who roll through tons of girls…but they keep breaking her heart…leaving her to fend for herself and write love songs people can relate to about the whole thing…. I say if any girl goes through that many boyfriends, either she’s a slut who likes fucking different cock, or she’s crazy and scares people off…either way, she’s not some innocent bystander getting fucked over…even if she tells us she is in a catchy and marketable way… So Here she is kissing everything, as horny girls do… The post Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson: Inside the Delivery Room (?)

Jessica Simpson hasn’t even given birth to her baby girl Maxi yet, but that’s not about to stop one tabloid from taking us INSIDE THE DRAMATIC DELIVERY! You gotta love that on the week Brad and Angelina get engaged , for real, that In Touch will make up some other cover story. Why not lead with Brange? After all, they’ve gotten engaged so many times before, according to your magazine … why not cash in on the real thing when people might actually buy it?! In any case, Jessica Simpson is ready to pop any day now, which makes this odd cover – how can you be inside a delivery that hasn’t taken place? – sort of justified. Sort of. It’s possible Jess has already elected to have a c-section, is under hypnosis to soothe her cold sweats and has already planned her first words to her baby. Still, none of this has happened yet, because she is enormously pregnant. We’ll know when she gives birth and Jessica Simpson will provide all the Jessica Simpson quotes we need at that time. How could ITW compare with that now?

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Bieber Or Die

Link: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd12… Hey, Justin Bieber “bought” Funny or Die. (Necessary April Truth disclosure: he did not actually buy Funny Or Die. But April Truth recognizes Justin Bieber as the Highest Truth, so we endorse this video.) Read