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Jennifer Aniston: 98% of What You Read is BS!

Jennifer Aniston says that 98 percent of the celebrity gossip you read about her is false. The positive spin there? That 2 percent must be really juicy stuff! In all seriousness, it’s refreshing to see Aniston on this Allure cover without a single mention of Brangelina, John Mayer, Josh Hopkins or what have you. Refreshing and boring. Come on. Do we really care that Jen hated her “Rachel” cut – one of the most famous celebrity hairstyles in human history? Eh … When the full article comes out, we hope it’s got better stuff than that teaser. Give us some dirt, girl. Some of these Allure pics are pretty nice, though: SHE BANGS : Oh, does she ever. Love that new look, J!

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Minka Kelly in GQ: Very Attractive

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Minka Kelly will see your latest alluring photo spread and raise you some lingerie. The actress, who stars in The Roommate with Leighton Meester, is featured in the latest issue of GQ . In a two-picture spread, Kelly gives Red Sox fans yet another reason to hate Derek Jeter. That’s because the Yankees shortstop has been rounding the bases with this beauty for years. With marriage rumors constantly swirling around her and the future Hall of Famer, this former Friday Night Lights star would simply say there’s no ceremony planned for next month. Beyond that? Who knows. We just hope Minka continues to find time to pose for photos such as these .

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Minka Kelly in GQ: Very Attractive

Laurence Maroney Busted on Drug, Gun Charges

Former first round pick Laurence Maroney has been a bust in the NFL. Now, the running back has been busted by the police. According to the St. Louis Police Department, Maroney was one of five people arrested in a car last night that was stopped because cops observed “several occupants” smoking what they believed to be marijuana. Three firearms (a .45-caliber handgun, a 9mm pistol and a .223 -caliber rifle) were found inside the car. While authorities acknowledge that Maroney possesses a valid “Conceal and Carry” permit, it is still unlawful to carry a weapon while under the influence. Maroney hails from St.Louis and averaged a scant 2.1 yards per attempt in 2010. Says his publicist: “He holds a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He was not arrested for any drugs nor was he involved in a high-speed chase. He was released without being charged with any offense and we do not anticipate he will be charged with any criminal offense.”

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Laurence Maroney Busted on Drug, Gun Charges

Matty B Does Britney Spears

Matty B is eight years old. Eight. Kid likes to rap/sing covers of other artists’ material, and is actually petty decent considering the number of years he’s been alive don’t exceed one digit. His latest track, a rendition of Britney Spears’ hit ” Hold It Against Me ,” serves as a homage to the pop princess and a message to Matty B’s own haters. Defiantly posting some negative comments his efforts have received online, the youngster vows, while frolicking in some freshly-fallen snow, to sing on … Matty B Does Britney Spears Don’t hold it against Matty that he’s eight years old and probably makes more money than you. Hopefully Kanye agrees and will let him be #1 someday.

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