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Casablanca, The Bodyguard, or Titanic 3-D: Which Romantic Re-releases Are Worth Your Dollars?

Heads up, romantic drama die-hards: Movie theaters will be awash with tears in the next couple of weeks. Three epic — well, two epics and one epic-lite — love stories are being re-released for various questionable reasons, and in these challenging economic times it might not make sense to rush out and see all three. Here, then, are some points to consider before buying a ticket and travel-size tissues for Casablanca , The Bodyguard or Titanic . Casablanca , in which we fall in love with Ingrid Bergman’s twinkly eyes while she falls for Humphrey Bogart all over again, turns 70 this year. To celebrate, TCM is screening the film in select cities for one night only — today! — March 21 . The beloved classic has been re-mastered, so if you’ve gone a long stretch since seeing the film in a theater, it might be worth catching a newly polished version. TCM host Robert Osborne will introduce Casablanca along with a presentation on the making of the film and behind-the-scenes material. That’s not exactly a huge draw. The $12.50 might be better spent toward the special-edition DVD/Blu-ray release, due March 27, because despite being officially septuagenarian, the movie simply never gets old, and will always demand repeated viewing. Verdict: See it in theaters AND buy the Blu-ray. Hey, it’s a classic . Honoring both the legacy of sublime vocalist Whitney Houston and the 20th anniversary (in November) of her first film, Warner Bros. is bringing The Bodyguard back to theaters for a one-night stand March 28 . Is it opportunistic in the wake of her death last month? Sure. But the nostalgia wave for Houston’s body of work is still going strong, and the real opportunity is for fans to hear one of the most beautiful voices of modern pop music in a prime audio environment. It’s a chance to come close to seeing her onstage again. On the other hand, it would be much more appropriate to snark on the movie, as unconvincing lovebirds Houston and Kevin Costner build up tepid passion for one another, in the comfort of your own home. The Bodyguard is on Amazon and YouTube for the cost of a cup of coffee, and there are no fancy visual effects besides Houston’s gleaming smile to make it worth the big-screen treatment. [Note: Both the Casablanca and the Bodyguard events will be broadcast through Fathom Events , which projects simultaneously into networked theaters via satellite, so it’s hard to say what sort of picture quality you’ll be getting.] Verdict: Unless you’re a Bodyguard /Houston fanatic, skip it in theaters. You’re better off weeping over the Bodyguard soundtrack on repeat. Which brings us to Titanic 3-D , out April 6 . James Cameron considers the younger generation the target audience for the 3-D version of his 1997 masterpiece. Although watching Rose find her inner badass is thrilling, she’s competing with Katniss Everdeen for the moviegoers Cameron hopes to lure in, as The Hunger Games will be in its third weekend of pop culture and box office domination when Titanic hits. Not that Kate Winslet ’s moxie, or even her chemistry with Leonardo DiCaprio , is the main draw, of course. The real reasons to jump at the chance to see Titanic on the big screen are those hyper-real and well-paced ship-sinking scenes. Cameron went to great lengths and expense to produce a 3-D version for our viewing pleasure — though it turns out that the resulting darkness of the screen makes it a less-than-enjoyable experience , according to some critics who caught an early glimpse. It’s troubling that first-timers might watch this first-class love story unfold through a haze just so a couple chunks of iceberg shoot out at them, so it’s a good thing Paramount is also screening it in regular 2-D. It’s hard to justify giving Cameron more money at this point (two Avatar sequels is two too many), so a less costly 2-D option feels like a decent happy medium, one that also would introduce the film’s grandeur to a new audience in the best possible way. Verdict: See it in theaters if you’ve never let go. Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Wall Street Bankers Will Finally Receive Cinematic Retribution, Courtesy of… Uwe Boll?

Finally, Dr. Uwe Boll is making a movie America actually wants to see! According to The Hollywood Reporter, Boll will start filming in April on Bailout , his 27th film — a feature-length thriller that follows an everyman New Yorker “who loses everything in the wake of the 2008 Wall Street financial crisis, and who strikes back by killing investment bankers.” I don’t know about you, but I think this one’s got a shot at gaining the cultural foothold that Ollie Stone missed with Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps , nein ? [ THR ]

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Oksana’s Credibility Scrutinized by Sheriff

Filed under: Oksana Grigorieva , Mel Gibson , Celebrity Justice The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department is going into court this AM … asking the judge in the Mel Gibson / Oksana Grigorieva custody war to turn over court files to see if Oksana has told conflicting stories about alleged domestic violence … TMZ has… Read more

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Condom Company — ‘Skins’ Needs Our Protection!

Filed under: Skins , MTV Not every ” Skins ” advertiser supports the pull-out method — in fact, LifeStyles condom company actually wants to insert its commercials into MTV’s controversial show … all in the name of safer sex. A rep for LifeStyles tells TMZ, “We are… Read more

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Danielle Staub Challenges Kendra Wilkinson to a Sex Tape-Off!

It’s safe to say that Danielle Staub is taking a different approach to the release of her sex tape than Kendra Wilkinson. While the latter is faking tears and making excuses for the existence of Kendra Exposed , the Real Housewife of New Jersey doesn’t seem too bothered by Huster’s plans to unleash Danielle Staub Raw onto the world on June 14. Granted, Staub hilariously told TMZ this week that her sex tape was “stolen,” but she didn’t spend very long justifying that obvious lie. She simply said: “I just decided, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. What am I left to do? This isn’t something I chose to have released, but it’s out there, and there’s nothing I can do about it.” It’s unclear, of course, who Danielle actually wants to beat. Kim Kardashian ? Paris Hilton? Shauna Sand? Let’s hope the 47-year old’s two children set their sights a bit higher than that. Adding that she doesn’t care what her reality star castmates say about her and her videotaped, naked romp , Staub essentially challenged Kendra to see who could sell more copies. “I haven’t seen hers. I haven’t seen mine, either, but… if it’s going to do anything, I would hope it does better.” Let’s find out from our readers: Which sex tape star would you rather watch in hot, sweaty, nude action?

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