Hey Christina Aguilera – tuck yo titties in your boxers u fat slob This may have been hot 20 years ago, when you were rubbing your VAgenie in a bottle – not when you’re a 40 year old fat mom. The post Christina Aguilera Tits Out for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch… SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Christina Aguilera has been slutty since the day she was legally allowed to be slutty, maybe right after breaking free from her parent’s control as a child performer, she came out with that DIRTY album, video rolling around in mud, got the fake tits on her small frame, and overall looked pretty fucking wonderful because it was a simpler time – where we could get excited by a girl in full bottom bathing suit and chaps….now it takes so much more…and I guess X-Tina – while pushing 40…and being a mom of at least one…is bringing it back or trying to bring it back….by intentionally posting up her nipple pastie…because she wants you to see that tit. Exhibitionism, ego, a fear of getting older and not being hot anymore…after years of being really fat…all contributed to this beautiful ART..that I feel my soul needs on this Christmas time of year. The post Christina Aguilera Nipple Pasty for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s my favorite day of the year, Halloween, AKA Blogger Christmas, when all the hot nobodies dress even sluttier than usual and parade around for the paps. So here’s Kylie Jenner dressed like Christina Aguilera (you know, back when she was still hot). And I know I like to rag on Kylie, but I’ve gotta admit, this is actually a pretty good look for her. Plus, if nothing else, it’s nice to see her not pretending to be her porn star big sister for once. Can I be XTINA forever A video posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 30, 2016 at 3:06am PDT XTINA ❤️ A video posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 30, 2016 at 12:06am PDT
Christina Aguilera And Hologram Whitney Houston To Perform On The Voice Finale Looks like Whitney Houston will be getting her Tupac on in the season finale of The Voice . The singing competition show is planning a big duet number with the deceased icon and show judge Christina Aguilera. Have your eyes rolled out of your head yet? If not, watch some leaked footage from the rehearsal below. Are you a fan of hologram performances? Do you think this stunt will go over well? Flip the page to see more of the performance. Images via Splash
Scott Weiland died last night. He was one of best lead singers of the whole grunge era. Some people may think that drugs are what did him in, but from the interview below with Howard Stern, I’d say that it was the women in his life that really killed him. Sad day for rock!
Most of the time when people call a celebrity curvy, it’s not exactly a compliment. It’s basically the nice way of calling them fat. But in Christina Aguilera ‘s case, I’m actually digging her curves here. I mean, sure, it looks like she’s put on a few pounds, but luckily at least a few of them went where it counts: straight to her chest region. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com