If you want to see a motherfucker promote Svedka Vodka and not get paid for it all because they squeezed a pig from Jersey Shore into a Spandex outfit and measured her fake tits….then you’re wishes have just been granted….I feel like an asshole posting shit like this…It is like I’m buying into their bullshit…all cuz there is fake tit and I hate fake tit on some no name trash who thinks she is famous cuz she is famous but undeservingly….This shit makes me so mad.
Since being threatened by Vanessa Hudgens to get sued, I’ve decided to start an unofficial fansite for her. That’s just what I like doing to fiesty bitches who like to fuck with me but don’t actually fuck me. I had the serious misfortune of being one of the idiots who saw Suckerpunch this weekend. I had a free movie ticket and I am a pervert…and apparently not the only pervert…cuz the whole theater was filled with dudes who I could tell couldn’t get laid or had never been laid….making the whole experience kinda gay…I didn’t realize that this was the movie Hudgens was coordinating the leaked nudes and lawsuits against me, but her little ass in a leotard was probably one of the best parts of the movie, I mean other than the Paris Hilton looking main character. This girl has a serious fucking body that gets lost and unappreciated in her teenage nude pics…maybe it’s cuz of her ethnic chimpmunk Michael Jackson lookin’ face and worst fucking movie ever made or not…it was decent to look at… Either way, here’s an update of what Vanessa Hudgens has been up to the last two days….if you care…which I don’t but figure I’ll pretend I do…cuz I really got nothing else going on. She should be more naked…these are fucking boring…. FOLLOW ME
I wasn’t getting my fill of nudity today. It’s been a fucking downer. When my entire life is based on internet nudity of bitches I don’t know but hate. So I had to get desperate, and turn to Kate Winslet’s fat chick mom tits in some HBO miniseries I have no plan on ever watching, all because she is showing some fucking tit….. Unfortunately, nudity on TV, no matter what country it is in, no matter what girl is doing it, is always worth watching…at least when you’re me and have nothing better to do…. FOLLOW ME
Filed under: Floyd Mayweather , Celebrity Justice Floyd Mayweather Jr. unleashed a nuclear verbal attack on a guard inside his Vegas community last weekend — all because the guy didn’t recognize him … and TMZ has obtained the footage. It all went down Sunday December 19 around 4 AM — when Floyd… Read more
Filed under: Kim Kardashian Chaos erupted at the famous Louvre Museum in France this morning — with a team of security guards springing into action — all because Kim Kardashian wanted to check out the Mona Lisa . Sources tell TMZ … Kim and her mother Kris were swarmed by a… Read more
Filed under: TMZ Sports Millions of vuvuzela headaches at the World Cup may actually end up helping several poor African villages — and it’s all because of the incredibly huge demand for earplugs . Here’s how it breaks down: a South African non-profit called Uthango Social… Read more
Filed under: Macy Gray , Celebrity Justice Macy Gray didn’t try to hide it, but it’s clear — the ” I Try ” singer is in deep with a collection agency … and it’s all because she allegedly stiffed her publicity firm over $43,000. According to docs filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court,… Read more
