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Josephine Skriver Hot for Interview Magazine of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a bikini model from Denmark. She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, under any circumstances, especially not the vaginal way, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted… That said, she’s amazing, and in Interview showing hot body and I may or may not be in love with her…despite her un-christian upbringing…

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Josephine Skriver Hot for Interview Magazine of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Sets Off Some Red Flags of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s mom celebrated her birthday yesterday, so everyone wish the uterus that built Candice Swanepoel, instead of aborting her, a happy birthday. Her vagina was ravaged in the making of a vagina you all masturbate to, and she should be celebrated for that. That said, looking at her picture and using my scientifically backed “Looked at the bitch you’re fucking’s mom before getting too serious, because the chances are she’ll end up looking like her, acting like her and aging like her because mom, although fat and scary now, was once young and vibrant, like the pussy you are sticking your dick in”…..leading me to think Candice Swanepoel may not be what she is now, in 20 years, but the good news is the world will probably blow up by then and we’ll never have to see it, so until then, Candice is toned and not muff gutted, her gunt is glorious not menopausal, so whatever she’s gonna age into doen’t really matter, because what she is today is all we care about.

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Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump. All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn. Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lil Wayne and his Groupie Pussy of the Day

Here is Lil Wayne on the beach with some groupie trash because girls love famous people….no matter how much the motherfucker looks like a rat muppet…and they will give them their pussy in exchange for being the chosen whore groupie whore of the night and I’m sure her parents are proud….but not as proud as they will be when she turns the condom inside out and impregnates herself….cuz the child support checks are way better than what she’d make working the local video store….

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Lil Wayne and his Groupie Pussy of the Day

Tyra Banks Dressed like a School Boy for the Pedos of the Day

Here are some Tyra Banks dressed like a school boy for all the pedos into volunteering in Africa to help spread the Christina word at the all boys schools cuz there are so many constraints in their pedo activities in first world countries like America or Europe while Africa’s too busy dealing with poverty, AIDS, famine and genocide to notice… I remember a time when Tyra was actually busty and fun to look at, now she just sucks, except to the 3 humanitarian pedophiles who exist in the world, who can channel this into a fetish…Weird.

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Ali Larter’s Mom Body of the Day

I think Ali Larter’s super powers all you virgin losers fell in love with watching Heros was her ability to show off her mom tits after being flat chested her entire life…Here are some pics showing off that skill.

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Vanessa Hudgens Boring Non-Nude Update of the Day

Since being threatened by Vanessa Hudgens to get sued, I’ve decided to start an unofficial fansite for her. That’s just what I like doing to fiesty bitches who like to fuck with me but don’t actually fuck me. I had the serious misfortune of being one of the idiots who saw Suckerpunch this weekend. I had a free movie ticket and I am a pervert…and apparently not the only pervert…cuz the whole theater was filled with dudes who I could tell couldn’t get laid or had never been laid….making the whole experience kinda gay…I didn’t realize that this was the movie Hudgens was coordinating the leaked nudes and lawsuits against me, but her little ass in a leotard was probably one of the best parts of the movie, I mean other than the Paris Hilton looking main character. This girl has a serious fucking body that gets lost and unappreciated in her teenage nude pics…maybe it’s cuz of her ethnic chimpmunk Michael Jackson lookin’ face and worst fucking movie ever made or not…it was decent to look at… Either way, here’s an update of what Vanessa Hudgens has been up to the last two days….if you care…which I don’t but figure I’ll pretend I do…cuz I really got nothing else going on. She should be more naked…these are fucking boring…. FOLLOW ME

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Kate Winslet TIts in Mildred Pierce of the Day

I wasn’t getting my fill of nudity today. It’s been a fucking downer. When my entire life is based on internet nudity of bitches I don’t know but hate. So I had to get desperate, and turn to Kate Winslet’s fat chick mom tits in some HBO miniseries I have no plan on ever watching, all because she is showing some fucking tit….. Unfortunately, nudity on TV, no matter what country it is in, no matter what girl is doing it, is always worth watching…at least when you’re me and have nothing better to do…. FOLLOW ME

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John Mayer Swears: I’m Not an A–hole

He may use the most pejorative word possible when discussing African-Americans, and he may screw and tell , but John Mayer swears: he’s not an a$$hole. As he continues to try and make amends for his racist, homophobic interview with Playboy , the singer announced to the crowd at a NYC concert this week: “I hate to come off like an a–hole ever, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an a–hole. Never, ever in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an a–hole. But you know what? There’s plenty of a–holes who think the same thing, so I have to thank you.” What? Even when he tries to apologize, he sounds like a moron. Plus, John, we never said you were an a–hole. We said you were a douchebag . Mayer added that “it’s a clean me now, people, clean me.” He then Tweeted to fans that attended his show, citing the bad weathe: “MSG crowd, will you tweet me when you get home safe? It’s bad out. Oh and HOLY SHNIKES. You were unreal tonight.” HOLY SHNIKES, indeed. Mayer is annoying.

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FailedMessiah.com: Pedophile Principal Faces Multiple Child Sexual …

… post was not that you were wrong but rather that I wondered what about this case has to do with oorah? you put oorah in the headline as if they were the ones accused of abusing kids.

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