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Miranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…

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Katy Perry Australia Bikini Party of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not thankful for Katy Perry’s scam, but I like that an LA party girl hipster made it as big as she did, all because of positioning. I am not thankful for her body, I mean she’s kinda dumpy, but I don’t mind her tits, they are big…as these things happen with girls who have cankles… I am thankful for this GIF that she apparently posted…because well..it’s fun…and there’s nothing wrong with fun…not that I believe in having fun…but I don’t care when other idiots have fun….even if in the back of my mind I hope that fun ends in natural disaster to teach them a lesson in fun…you know since people are the worst…. Happy thanksgiving…I’m going to drink for the next 5- 12 hours….and if I don’t die, I’ll be back because I am obsessive in all the wrong things…

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Leven Rambin Biini on a Paddelboard of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t’ know who Leven Rambin is. I am just posting her bikini picture because I have a feeling at least one person out there knows exactly who she is. He’s been obsessed with her since he first saw her on TV. So much that he has her name tattooed on him, he’s staged a wedding that he feels is legitimate with a photo of her, he has give her his everything, his heard, his soul…and she doesn’t even know he exists. That’s self absorbed hollywood cunt. How could she do this to him…leading to anger fuelled rage…all because Leven Rambin didn’t answer his instagram comments…but she did post a bikini pic… that I am posting – for that guy…cuz he needs all the support he can get..

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Shay Mitchell’s Cleavage and her Dog of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shay Mitchell is a Pretty Little Liar celebrity, and now she’s a “showing off her cleavage with dogs” fetish site star…not that there is a fetish site for girls with cleavage posing with dogs, but there could be one, since I know at least one person who would jerk off to this….and that person is me…but I’m not doing it because I am overwhelmed with the cuteness of dogs, or because my obsession for dogs has gone past the point of no return, you know into a deep dark place, all because humans are shitty and dogs are amazing…I am doing it because of #tits. So really, her social media posted cleavage could be in any setting, next to any animal, or inanimate object..It could be in old lady faces, or in her own hands…I will still look….and so will you.

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Picture of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While socialite and part time model, who I guess all models are part time models, since they only get overpaid for work one or two days a week, while partying and doing cocaine the rest of the time, is on vacation grabbing cock, with other girls – saying to the world “I ate her pussy, but I like cock too, you can’t black or white this shit, and not because Michelle Rodriguez is not black or white, but because this is the 2014s, we’re all fucking homos”…. Michelle Rodriguez – took on doing some acrobatic shit in a bikini…Fascinating…..but not at all because Michelle Rodriguez is not hot…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Picture of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While socialite and part time model, who I guess all models are part time models, since they only get overpaid for work one or two days a week, while partying and doing cocaine the rest of the time, is on vacation grabbing cock, with other girls – saying to the world “I ate her pussy, but I like cock too, you can’t black or white this shit, and not because Michelle Rodriguez is not black or white, but because this is the 2014s, we’re all fucking homos”…. Michelle Rodriguez – took on doing some acrobatic shit in a bikini…Fascinating…..but not at all because Michelle Rodriguez is not hot…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anastasia Kolganova Titties for Annabelle Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Want to know what I like? Russian women, who have no souls, but who were able to escape a life of sex work, to do fashion work, all because they met a heigh requirement. Sure the model Russians with no souls are probably very expensive, even unaffordable for an average man to buy…and you can’t watch them piss on webcam for 10 dollars a minute…but they are still willing to do pretty much everything a sex worker would do…only in such a classier and thus more erotic way… I dig it. Her name is Anastasia Kolganova…I don’t even know if she’s Russia, but her name is Russian enough, and these are her titties for fashion…

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Lais Navarro for Nasty Gal of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lais Navarro is a Brazilian model that I have never heard of but that I assume is like all other Brazilian models…hot bodied….with a face that doesn’t matter…and I guess with Genitals that don’t matter, even though historically the hottest Brazilian women are actually dudes, when the actual brazilian women are just fat..with genitals that might as well be dudes…because they look like deflated testicles…but that’s just rumors, it’s not like I moved to Brazil and pretended to be an gynecologist to see the pussies of the country…but that would be my kind of fraud… Here she is doing a campaign for Nasty Gal that involves her in lingerie – photoshopped – nipple-less and still looking hot

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RIP Motherfucker the James Avery as Uncle Phil Edition of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always get in trouble when people die because I laugh at death, I am hardcore like that, it’s like fuck you death and the person you took, even if I am well aware that death sucks as a concept… You know seeing the world collectively hold hands crying for someone who they never met and who didn’t give a fuck about them just confuses me…sure they are celebs, but do they really matter, and did you really care that they were alive yesterday. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TOP 10 UNCLE PHIL MOMENTS Every time a celeb dies, I lose followers, traffic partners, all because I get carried away, so today, I resolve to be nicer about death…to may my RIP Motherfucker posts more tributes that poking fun at their lives…Because never has there been a tragedy as great as a 65 year old obese man dying…because he was on TV…. James was my teacher my protector & the most magnificent actor. We're feeling his loss very deeply. He'll always be apart of me #JamesAvery — Tatyana Ali (@TatyanaAli) January 1, 2014 TO SEE THE UNCLE PHIL TRUBUTE CLICK HERE

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Alyssa Miller is a Hot Fucking Bikini Modelfor GQ Turkey of the DAy

Posted on May 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I did a post on ALYSSA MILLER IN HER BIKINI yesterday….where I said she’s one of the rookie’s in the SI Swimsuit shit this year…but she’s been overshadowed by sloppy Kate Upton…all because Kate Upton is huge in all senses of the word….famous, hyped, and thick enough for me to know she’s gonna end up fat…. When the real star they’ve found is this Alyssa Miller bitch….even if only because she’s MODELED TOPLESS ALREADY … I’m a fan….Die Upton…Team Miller.

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