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17 Year Old Lily Rose Depp for Chanel of the Day

I wonder how she got this job? I mean the good news is that she’s a hot 17 year old, I don’t know if you’re legally allowed to say that…but I’ll assume you are…since people are casting her as a model… Plus, she has a EURO passport where migrants are fucking 12 year olds, and legally you can fuck 14 or 16 year old girls, at least in France, because they tan topless and that’s enough to make a dude go crazy… So as long as you’re in France, you can sexualize these, for the rest of you Americans, she is American…so chill the fuck out… Here’s her mom doing the same campaign in 1991…You sick fucks…you disgust me… The post 17 Year Old Lily Rose Depp for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Ass Shot of the Day

Kate Upton posted this picture of her of her ass in a see through dress… That means that Kate Upton thinks her ass looks on point as fuck in this picture… Otherwise she wouldn’t “self” edit her pics to reflect her personal brand by posting it on social media… Which is probably the only good thing about social media…it’s like we get a core of these idiots, or what they feel represents them best, at the time of posting, because there is a process of uploading, writing a caption, and posting it that give her all the ability and options to re-think the posting of her ass on instagram….there can’t be much more red tape warning. So the fatty with the broad back, who represents big tits having the ability to win the hearts of men at a genetic, biologial level….with those big tits…despite being fat…wants you to see this…so see it…but I prefer the nudes she wanted her boyfriend to see…those things were sloppy…I mean her whole body was sloppy…but it was more intriguing than just this… The post Kate Upton’s Ass Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a best selling author, because she very famous thanks to a very popular show and could have written a series of retard words that weren’t even in english together, rather than paying some ghostwriter to put this “girls in their 20s in LA”…series together that she ended up starting up because she realizes it an turn into a Gossip Girl franchise, because clearly people are obsessed with celebrities, and shit doesn’t even have to be good or riveting or compelling to get read, since people don’t read anymore, it just needs downloads….millions of downloads…and it will become a fucking hit… The world is fucked, but at least Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own rich cunt turned Hollywood Cunt who doesn’t want to be forgotten….shows her tits on snapchat…sure not enough…but still enough…to be uneventful and irrelevant yet so relevant…because society sucks. The post Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I am – Thankful for AshleyInLa of the Day

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:35am PST It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM

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Khloe Kardashian Goes to the Gym of the Day

I am not thankful for the Kardashians…none of the Kardashians…not the model tween Kardashians…or the monster Gorilla Kardashian who walks the fine like of whether she’s a man or a woman… I am however thankful for Kim’s sex tape…because it made me 10,000 dollars…. I am also thankful that they dumb down the world and make them think that all it takes to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…is a sex tape… because I like watching sex tapes… Here’s a Turkey lookin’ body, on a Turkey looking Turkish bitch, thanks the Armenian Genocide, provided that she’s not O.J’s daughter….going to the gym…because she fucking needs to…. CLICK HERE

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Taylor Swift for ASOS Magazine of the Day

I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god… I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it. I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her…. I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses… Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…

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Taylor Swift for ASOS Magazine of the Day

Katy Perry Australia Bikini Party of the Day

I am not thankful for Katy Perry’s scam, but I like that an LA party girl hipster made it as big as she did, all because of positioning. I am not thankful for her body, I mean she’s kinda dumpy, but I don’t mind her tits, they are big…as these things happen with girls who have cankles… I am thankful for this GIF that she apparently posted…because well..it’s fun…and there’s nothing wrong with fun…not that I believe in having fun…but I don’t care when other idiots have fun….even if in the back of my mind I hope that fun ends in natural disaster to teach them a lesson in fun…you know since people are the worst…. Happy thanksgiving…I’m going to drink for the next 5- 12 hours….and if I don’t die, I’ll be back because I am obsessive in all the wrong things…

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Jessica Biel Timberlake for Elle of the Day

Justin Timberlake’s wife Jessica, who you may remember as being an actress you probably masturbated to… at one point in her life…probably when she was 17 and posing in Details magazine in her underwear….and not into her 20s when she became obsessed with lifting weight….because now that she’s married and 30…it’s safe to say that whole masturbating to her is likely far behind her, you know a thing of the past, thanks to the whole being 30 and the whole marriage leading to babies thing, unless that’s what you are into…which is possible…since people are into all kinds of weird shit…but that I am not into because that 30th birthday is usually the off switch to a woman’s existence….but the fact is that this body, has a great fucking ass…and until that is taken away from us, I’ll keep looking…. This is her spread for Elle Magazine where she poses with designers like some fashionista…now that she’s a celebrity wife…

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To Facebook or Not To Facebook

Facebook is a great way to meet new people, stalk your ex-significant others, and reconnect with people you never wanted to see again, but were too much of a wuss to deny their friend requests. However, the professional world has realized that since people are more likely to post juice personal deta… Continue reading