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Sara Jean Underwood Busts Out On Social Media

Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still busy traveling the world thanks to funding from gullible perverts like you. And listen, I’m not going to complain, because as long as we’re getting regular doses of sexy pictures, I really don’t care who funds these expensive beach trips — a rich sugar daddy, a bikini company, random dudes on the Internet. It’s a great investment either way.

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17 Year Old Lily Rose Depp for Chanel of the Day

I wonder how she got this job? I mean the good news is that she’s a hot 17 year old, I don’t know if you’re legally allowed to say that…but I’ll assume you are…since people are casting her as a model… Plus, she has a EURO passport where migrants are fucking 12 year olds, and legally you can fuck 14 or 16 year old girls, at least in France, because they tan topless and that’s enough to make a dude go crazy… So as long as you’re in France, you can sexualize these, for the rest of you Americans, she is American…so chill the fuck out… Here’s her mom doing the same campaign in 1991…You sick fucks…you disgust me… The post 17 Year Old Lily Rose Depp for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Secret Nipple of the Day

You need superhero vision to spot this one, which is probably not a big deal to you, because you’re the kind of loser who sees nipples in even the thickest sweater. It’s part delusional weirdo, part really fucking horny, and it’s 30 percent accurate, but that’s good enough, because as long as your virgin loser ass sees a nipple, it doesn’t matter if it’s really there…it’s not like you have any friends to cross reference it with, except maybe like-minded weirdos from whatever internet chat group you exist on, in which case they probably see that nipple too…because they are as pathetic as you… Now here’s Stella eating that pussy croissant like a pussy…because girl….she eats pussy like a croissant…assuming that she actually ate out Miley in her quest to become the next it-girl model – despite at the time – not being hot…but now…she’s got it going on…it just takes money, success, small implants, a lesbian scandal and hanging out with other models who hook you up to actually make it… Victoria’s Secret is doing their Michael Bay Holiday commercial in Paris…and this is the glimpse into it featuring Stella Maxwell.. A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Aug 16, 2016 at 11:56am PDT Here life is this mall brand…. Here’s Elsa Hosk – who is hotter than Stella Maxwelll ???? ???? @elizabethsulcer A video posted by elsa hosk (@hoskelsa) on Aug 20, 2016 at 8:21am PDT The post Stella Maxwell’s Secret Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angelina is the CamWithHer Model of the Day

Her name is ANGELINA and you can see her naked if you want, because she’s the new generation of girls who have taken it upon themselves to own their sexuality, make a living off their sexuality, by finding an audience with their sexuality, and whatever the reason or motivation behind them getting naked, I’m talking regular, normal, girl who would have worked in a bar or restaurant or even as a lawyer or doctor, or whatever, that makes less money than being naked online.. I don’t care what the motivation is, or how girls rationalize things like getting naked, I am just glad that I live in a time where every girl seems to get naked….it makes life worth living, it’s one of life’s great joys… Because as long as I get to see girl’s naked…all girls…I can go on another day… FOR MORE AMAZING CAM GIRLS PUT CAMWITHHER on your list… The post Angelina is the CamWithHer Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Busts Out Big Time

I know I’ve been a little down on Mariah Carey lately, but after seeing her host a party at the 1OAK Nightclub in Las Vegas, I take it all back. Yes, including that time I compared her to a beached whale . Because as long as she’s busting out that meaty cleavage of hers, I’m still a Mariah fan. Anyway, according to my sources, Mariah’s got a regular show in Vegas these days, and you might think that means she’s officially washed-up or something. But as far as I’m concerned, she’s still the Mariah I fell in love with back as a Little Tuna. From the neck down, at least. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day

When it comes to Lindsay Lohan, I am like a widower, trying to keep the memory of my loved one alive… It’s like I know that anything I do, will not bring her back to the living state she was once in…you know where people cared about her, and more than just a core group of weirdos, but rather the entire industry…they probably destroyed the little amount of soul she had, after her parents sold her off, turning her into the train wreck that she is… She’s pretty much dead, old, washed up, forgotten and will never make a comeback, she’s just not talented enough and no one cares enough to bother with her… So here are her legs, for the memories of the good times, without the scabs and bruises you’d expect..because I can’t get over her… But the good news is that every time I leave my house, I see a mother whoring out her daughter, sometimes with a photographer in tow, or acting as a photographer, sometimes in bikini, doing these cheesy self produced photoshoots,for what I know is their social media…because as long as there is an entertainment industry, there will be parents who think their kids belong in it…so what that all means, is who the fuck needs Lohan…I guess the answer is no one… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Gets Dirty At Coachella

OK, forget what I said about Coachella the other day. Maybe it’s not so bad after all. Because as long as hotties like Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez are hanging out together showing off this much skin, I can definitely handle the whole dirty hippie look. In fact, there’s a lot I’d be willing to overlook for pictures this good, like the teenage troublemaker Kylie Jenner tagging along, the annoying fake hipsters blocking my view of Selena’s see-through dress, and the fact that they all probably smell worse than a pair of my sweatpants. Beggars can’t be choosers, right? » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Cinemax Femmes Fatales in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my facebook has people more famous than this….

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Daniel Radcliffe Was ‘OK’ With Being A Shorter ‘Harry Potter’

‘As long as Emma and Rupert weren’t shooting up too quickly either,’ star tells MTV News of falling few inches shy of Harry’s height in books. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Daniel Radcliffe and Josh Horowitz Photo: MTV News In J.K. Rowling’s universe, Harry Potter isn’t a giant but he’s eventually described as slightly taller than average as the series progresses. So what did the actor who’s become synonymous with the wizard think of playing a character whose proportions don’t quite match his own? Daniel Radcliffe tells MTV News he wasn’t too concerned — but with some conditions. “I didn’t get particularly worried because as long as Emma [Watson] and Rupert [Grint] weren’t shooting up too quickly either, I’d look [fine],” he told us earlier this month at the opening of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios . “We’d all look relatively [the same height]. It was all going to be OK,” Radcliffe added. Still, Radcliffe admitted he wouldn’t mind adding a few inches to his real-life frame. “I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally,” he explained. “But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I’ve came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes.” What kinds of jokes, we asked. “When I meet people now and they all say, ‘God you’re so much shorter than I expected!’ I always say, ‘No! I’m actually slightly further away than you think,’ ” he smiled, adding, “Which confuses them.” Can you imagine anyone besides Daniel Radcliffe playing Harry? Tell us your thoughts in the comments! Check out everything we’ve got on “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: Daniel Radcliffe Related Photos Scenes From The First ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’ Trailer

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Aubrey O’Day’s Ass on Twitter of the Day

This just in, Aubrey O’Day is an attention craving whore, who pretty much bites Tila Tequila’s whore style and turns to the internet to get naked for her horny fans who love her fat ass and fake tits to give her the illusion that people actually want to fuck her or that she’s actually famous and not just the reality show latch on that she is…..

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