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Evolution Of The Bikini With Amanda Cerny

I’m a big Amanda Cerny fan, she’s always been one of my hottest Twitter girlfriends. So here’s a video I came across, something called “The Evolution of the Bikini.” But I’ve got to tell you, as a professional bikini blogger, it doesn’t have anything in it I didn’t already know — like the fact that the smaller the bikini gets, the better Amanda looks. And maybe it’s just the old-fashioned suits, but Amanda’s looking a little thicker than I remembered. Oh well, that’s nothing a few sessions with the Little Tuna couldn’t fix. Call me!

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Karrueche Tran In Super Tight Jeans

I may not approve of  Karrueche Tran ‘s taste in dudes, but I’ve always been a big fan of that booty of hers, and not only was she showing it off to the paps recently, I also read that she finally broke up with that d-bag Chris Brown. Which means now’s the perfect time for the two of us to finally start dating. It’s probably the only time bringing a pasty, perverted blogger home to mom and dad might actually be considered a step up. So what are we waiting for? Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Eva Longoria Gets Stuffed In A Tight Dress

We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Eva Longoria Gets Stuffed In A Tight Dress

We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet German Playboy Model Cathy Schmitz

Allow me to introduce you guys to German Playboy model and all-around hottie Cathy Schmitz . And no, that’s not her grandfather with her in these pictures, that’s her rich SOB of a husband. According to my sources, Cathy married the 81-year-old Austrian billionaire last year, and you know what, I can’t even be mad at the old guy. See, it’s always been my life’s goal to get a hot model to marry me for money. Why do you guys think I still live in my mom’s basement? To save on rent, duh. And at this rate, I figure I should be able to afford a hottie like Cathy by age 85. Right on schedule! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Brandy Aniston Jessa Rhodes Seem Like Classy Ladies

Here’s porn stars Brandy Aniston and Jessa Rhodes getting friendly under the mistletoe at HeadQuarters Gentlemen’s Club’s annual XXXmas Party in New York. And I know that I’ve been complaining a lot lately about all the hottie-filled holiday parties I haven’t been invited to this year, but I think this one hurts me the most. I mean, not inviting me to a fancy charity event, I get. I think black sweatpants constitute formal-wear. But not inviting me to a strip club party where porn stars make out with each other? That’s just not right! » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Bai Ling Wins Best-dressed Nobody Title

Micaela Schaefer might want to watch out, because it looks like Bai Ling is coming for her best-dressed nobody title after walking around LA looking like the type of hottie you don’t want the cops to catch you talking to from your car. But a little competition is definitely a good thing, and Bai’s always been hot in a crazy, stab you in your sleep kind of way. Although if you ask me, that hotness is probably best enjoyed from a safe distance. And I don’t just mean a doctor-recommended 10 inches away from your computer screen. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hipsters Flash Their Tits in Bikinis By the Pool of the Day

I always like to say that Australian girls are sluts. Even the hottest of Australians girls is liberal when it comes to getting drunk and fucking people for fun. I always just assume it comes from their reckless criminal in exile roots, you know a people built on social misfits, or maybe they just realize that getting drunk and fucking is the best thing in the fucking world, because I have only met hot Australian girls…and those hot Australian girls have always been drunk…trying to fuck…everyone but me…because I guess no one is really that broken…unless I am paying them…but this isn’t about me, it’s about DAVID HAUSERMAN and his awesome Australian model shoot.

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Kelly Brook’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I have a hard time believing that seeing Kelly Brook’s tits in a bra with a see through t-shirt…is anything exciting to anyone…not because no one knows who Kelly Brook is, and they really don’t…and not because she’s in her fat months, that happen when she doesn’t have a shoot and she gets comfortable with her big black dick boyfriend, who probably likes bigger girls…I mean she’s always been thick as fuck…that’s the whole reason she’ has these massive tits….but because she has massive tits…that she has shown off topless so many times. It is the only reason she exists, otherwise she’d be a cocktail waitress somewhere. But it still happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I have a hard time believing that seeing Kelly Brook’s tits in a bra with a see through t-shirt…is anything exciting to anyone…not because no one knows who Kelly Brook is, and they really don’t…and not because she’s in her fat months, that happen when she doesn’t have a shoot and she gets comfortable with her big black dick boyfriend, who probably likes bigger girls…I mean she’s always been thick as fuck…that’s the whole reason she’ has these massive tits….but because she has massive tits…that she has shown off topless so many times. It is the only reason she exists, otherwise she’d be a cocktail waitress somewhere. But it still happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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